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Song Parodies -> "Vulcan Ambassador's Personal Log"

Original Song Title:

"Who'll Stop The Rain"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Vulcan Ambassador's Personal Log"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Vulcan Ambassador's personal log: Stardate; 47 months after the return of USS Voyager. Subject: Personal reflexion after mediatation upon the unique distinctiveness of the highly illogical, yet fascinating human race:
Long as I remember, their foes been coming round
Heard my wisdom causin' confusion-breaking sounds
Captains through the ages, flyin' to their Morgue
And I wonder, yes I wonder, who'll stop The Borg?

I wen't down to Frisco, seeking Seven for a bite
Meltdown in a Sickbay, I banged the photons right
Five year missions, new worlds, slapping outer space
And I wonder, yes I wonder, what's the human race?

Heard that Starfleet's planing, for a renaissance
Timelines crush together, lining like a lance
Still these raving humans', seeking frontiers
And I'm hearing, yes I'm hearing, music of the spheres
© Peter Andersson.

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Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is very Log-ical. Warp 555. Engage, you pointy-eared Swede.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Minor problems with an extra syllable in the chorus, but other than that the pacing is spot-on; the choice of topic and wordplay were clever too. 5's all round to my fellow Swedish speaker, even if this parody isn't a Nordic one.
alvin rhodes - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
nice long and prosper
Paul Robinson - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
very clever job here, Know these 'Trek parodies...
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, Ingeborg, Alvin and Paul: Thanx for commenting.

Johnny: For your comment I have dug out this carton about Deanna crashing the ship in "Generations":

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