Song Parodies -> Hand Me The Bran!
| Original Song Title: | "Send For The Man" |
| Original Performer: | AC/DC |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hand Me The Bran!" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
So far I´ve been sitting this "genre" out, but it seems that many of the many good writers here have 1 or 2 under their belt, so I guess that for a straining parodist it sooner or later becomes a must doo...
I need bran!
Pounds ´n´ pounds, oh man!
I´ve got block
Full digestive stop
I got some rockhard scybala
It´s like a plug up my aft
Don´t wanna strain to Valhalla
I must ventilate my shaft
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
You´ll hear me scream
I´m cracking up my seams
Was dumb enough to eat
Porridge; Sour and Sweet
Need me some intestinal roll-on
Feels like the horns of a ram
Yet sticks like gum in my colon
It won´t departure from my hams
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Etc
Pounds ´n´ pounds, oh man!
I´ve got block
Full digestive stop
I got some rockhard scybala
It´s like a plug up my aft
Don´t wanna strain to Valhalla
I must ventilate my shaft
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
You´ll hear me scream
I´m cracking up my seams
Was dumb enough to eat
Porridge; Sour and Sweet
Need me some intestinal roll-on
Feels like the horns of a ram
Yet sticks like gum in my colon
It won´t departure from my hams
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Etc
© Peter Andersson
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