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Song Parodies -> "Hand Me The Bran!"

Original Song Title:

"Send For The Man"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hand Me The Bran!"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

So far Ive been sitting this "genre" out, but it seems that many of the many good writers here have 1 or 2 under their belt, so I guess that for a straining parodist it sooner or later becomes a must doo...
I need bran!
Pounds n pounds, oh man!
Ive got block
Full digestive stop
I got some rockhard scybala
Its like a plug up my aft
Dont wanna strain to Valhalla
I must ventilate my shaft

Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)

Youll hear me scream
Im cracking up my seams
Was dumb enough to eat
Porridge; Sour and Sweet
Need me some intestinal roll-on
Feels like the horns of a ram
Yet sticks like gum in my colon
It wont departure from my hams

Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)
Hand me the bran! (Arrrgh!)

Peter Andersson

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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