Song Parodies -> I Can't Help It That I'm Yucky
| Original Song Title: | "I Can't Help It If I'm Lucky" |
| Original Performer: | Rose Tattoo |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Can't Help It That I'm Yucky" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
During the write of this song it struck me that it might hurt my rep, my cred and my good name if people are to read it literally, then again it came to me that I never had none of that in the first place, so here we go!
I wasn't sober on our first date
It's just my way, it is innate
Give me food and mix me a drink
I will burp and ralph it in the sink
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I know the way to make a sty
I'll never quit until pigs fly
When on the road I'm kinky on the phone
Though you said I'd leave your mom alone!
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I am a pervert and that's for true
The piercings I have lost in you...
Gomorrahns would have been my friends
Though golden shower habits are invented since!
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
Repeat Chorus
It's just my way, it is innate
Give me food and mix me a drink
I will burp and ralph it in the sink
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I know the way to make a sty
I'll never quit until pigs fly
When on the road I'm kinky on the phone
Though you said I'd leave your mom alone!
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I am a pervert and that's for true
The piercings I have lost in you...
Gomorrahns would have been my friends
Though golden shower habits are invented since!
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
Repeat Chorus
© Peter Andersson.
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That was a different OS - sorta like country/metal... and a guy singing... I was expecting "Rose" to sing... anyway, fun stuff, Peter, I loved "The piercings I have lost in you" - that line brings up all sorts of interesting mental images. 5s, and congrats on yet another FS/FB (first song, first band).
what, you've heard of Rose Tattoo in Sweden? the Aussie band with Angry Anderson? - wow, I'm impressed - with you, not with Rose tattoo - so I'll take your word for this not being a literal read Peter, lol - 555
Red Ant: Being somewhat mental myself that's what you can expect...
Stuart: Back in the day (that being the 80s) they were marketed up here along the lines of "if you like AC/DC you'll like this bunch of Aussies too" and I fell for that, and though their sound is not really the same I still think that "Scarred for life" by Angry and his boys from approx '83 is a better album than anything that Angus and his merry men did put on vinyl at the same time, or ever after "Back in black" for that matter. Furthermore if you ever get the need to do a patriotic parody about Australian pub habits I think the title song on the "Southern Stars" album has some potential...
Stuart: Back in the day (that being the 80s) they were marketed up here along the lines of "if you like AC/DC you'll like this bunch of Aussies too" and I fell for that, and though their sound is not really the same I still think that "Scarred for life" by Angry and his boys from approx '83 is a better album than anything that Angus and his merry men did put on vinyl at the same time, or ever after "Back in black" for that matter. Furthermore if you ever get the need to do a patriotic parody about Australian pub habits I think the title song on the "Southern Stars" album has some potential...
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