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Song Parodies -> "Socks & Lube & Centerfolds"

Original Song Title:

"Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll"

Original Performer:

Ian Dury & The Blockheads

Parody Song Title:

"Socks & Lube & Centerfolds"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The original was a big hit in Sweden when I was young, though I'm willing to bet that the Americans here have never even heard about it, so maybe this parody is just nostalgia for me and the Brits? BTW you're welcome!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
A man's main fix in quarantine
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
It's that or smoking Weed

Use your titty mags, or fire up your browser
On Pornhub sorting's geh, they've anal over blonde hos
Femdom is okey, if you're into snu-snu
If cougars are for you, there's MILF sites you might like

Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
At that you can succeed

Every clip on Pornhub will not make you horny
Lets just skip the furries, those are mostly pussies
If you're chasing chubbies go for chunky monkies
Skip the trailers, us an adblock, I know that's working for me

Hear me if you're stuck to inside, rubbing helmet is still free
That is nothing that a lockdown or a tax can take from thee
But to pay for flicks of hentai jacks the Jap economy
Swamp yourself before they fork your nasal cavity

Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
Socks & Lube & Centerfolds
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Phil Alexander - February 19, 2021 - Report this comment
I've not heard the term "Centerfold" for years (decades, even), since the advent of broadband, anyway :-)

..strange fact: I went to the same school as Ian Dury, albeit 20-odd years later
Peter Andersson - February 23, 2021 - Report this comment
I guess I dated myself - but anyone singing along to this is welcome to change the word "Centerfold" to "OnlyFans" for a more 2021 feeling.

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