Since it was born they couldn't stop this flu
Another killer bug, an Asian Reaper's grim coo
Now we're flying like ghouls and you should be really scared
We're coming in formation and we're everywhere

You'll look and see it's not only one
So many widgeons will bomb while in trans
We have the flu so wash your hands

They call us problem doves
We spend our lives above
We crap an endless pile
We have the flu gone wild!

We're coming, sun or squall
Sphere North is done for pall
Your bios have been filed
We have the flu gone wild!

Birds screaming near our rear
About where we're supposed to drop
Gotcha on the Balls to Wall Street,
vile, but man we had to trade stop
We crow to mankind; some germs that we bring are new
And tell you what - KFC leads to Bird flu!

You'll look and see we're not only wings
We're flying high, in rain or in drought
We have the flu, we'll deal it out!

They call us problem ducks
We spend our lives in flocks
We're filling cosy pads
We have the flu gone mad!

We're coming on the wind
The tabloids have you pinned
Our giblets make the cuts
We have the flu gone nuts!

(Terrified screams – NOT solo!)

They call us problem birds
We're shot down like the kurds
We come without a pass
We'll send you straight to mass!

We're anti-Mother Goose
We're getting on your nose
Sum of your fears compiled
We have the flu gone wild!

(Terrified screams)
We have the flu gone wild!
(Terrified screams)
We have the flu gone wild!
(Terrified screams)
We have the flu gone wild!
(Terrified screams)

We are the press' brainchild!