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Song Parodies -> "Dick C shot"

Original Song Title:

"Lick it up"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"Dick C shot"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Originally I didn't plan to, but thanks to my fellow Amiwriters I now feel that I know so much about this Dick Cheney hunting trip accident that I'm ready to take a buckshot at it myself, so here goes...
Not shot and maimed was the German Setter
The lawyer got it, that game was better
Pleaders' a treat and some buckshots settles
Ain't that a reason for mirth and medals?
Ain't it a crime to be wasting your shells?

Dick C shot, Dick C shot...
Ain't he a highbrow?
Dick C shot, Dick C shot...

Dick C's hot, Dick C's hot...
Come on, come on
Dick C's hot, Dicki C's hot...

Bush didn't need home a whole formation
The law home got it on Dick's vacation
That's something meaty and cost less money
Dick C shot, Dick C shot...
Will'e proceed with a bug on bunnies?
Wascally Clinton have bulletproof shell!

Dick C shot, Dick C shot
His only hit, aooh!
Dick C shot, Dick C shot


Reload chorus
Add screaming
Add Freudian overtones
Add journalists having a field day
And try to stay alive until he's gone

© Peter Andersson.

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DKTOS? - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found a live version of the original song here:

shoutingman.homestead.com/kisswav1.html
alvin rhodes - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
the clinton line cracked me up
AFW - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome to the Cheney Command Post...good job, here..5's
Famous Overblown Incidents - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Methinks Dick Cheney would have been a handy guy to have along on Jimmy Carter's boat when that rabbit attacked...

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