Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Turds Don't Come Easy"

Original Song Title:

"Words Don't Come Easy"

Original Performer:

F.R David

Parody Song Title:

"Turds Don't Come Easy"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

A local tabloid world development analysts known for his sharpness once wrote (roughly translated): "Sometimes you have to write a bit unsophisticated to get your shit together, or you'll lose your edge". Well, I don't wanna risk something like that happening to me so I've decided that this parody idea, as tasteless as it may be, has been restrained long enough.
Turds don't come easy for me
How can I find a way
To have a seat
And press through
Turds don't come easy

Turds don't come easy for me
This is a crap essay
As my decay
Aren't pressed through
Turds don't come easy

Well I'm a consti-pated man
Laxatives' so far my best friend
But my turds are holding up further
I don't even fart, it's true and
Now my belly's being blue, 'cos

Turds don't come easy for me
It gets worse everyday
Now it's concrete
To press through
Turds don't come easy

With a tube of hardened fudge
I'm towards my ass have a grudge
With no dehydration, you know that I
When I say I glove myself (Ow!)
Please believe I really do (Ow!)

-Oink! Oink! Oink!

Turds don't come easy for me
I'm on the seventh day
Without a seat
Or press through
Now I'm uneasy

-Ow! Ow! Ow!

I'm feeling queasy
And I smell cheesy

Turds don't come easy for me
How can I on this day
Go have a seat
And press through
Turds don't come easy
Don't come easy for me
I wrote this crap essay
As my decay
Weren't pressed through
Turds don't come easy

Hope you're not queasy

© Peter Andersson. (I'm not proud of this, but I had to get it out of my system).

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 1
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 1
 1
 
 5   6
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

DKTOS - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
TOS was a big hit (at least locally) though this seems to be the first parody of it and it was surprisingly hard to find online, but (at least currently) it's to be found at

www.squirepage.com/sound/wordsdontcomeeasy.wma
AFW - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I got all poo-ed out just reading this..funny, tho
Royce Miller - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Five Turnip greens for your parody
Susanna Viljanen - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Five-five-five did your song get (Talking 'bout your constipation)
It's like a child you out would let (Talking 'bout your constipation)
Stuart McArthur - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
* considers intro long and hard * alright Peter, I'll buy it - you're NOT Poopie - and I sympathise: even in an amiright context, sometimes when you gotta go, you just GOTTA go - 555
aoit - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS so no vote. However I don't like it. :P

By the way, you'll never see any more parodies from Poopie Long Stocking, cuz he's dead now.
Mr. Critic to aoit - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Guess the word gets around, huh?

I also DKTOS, so I won't vote either.
Inquiring minds want to know - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
So who was he/she?
Rafeal De La Ghetto - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
To "Inquiring Minds Want To Know": Who was who?
i aint sayin - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
IMWTK was probably referring to Poopie Long Stocking.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/frdavid0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 2341