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Song Parodies -> "Exhibition"

Original Song Title:

"Intuition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jewel

Parody Song Title:

"Exhibition"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This parody is dedicated to Billy Florio because the lyrics and the theme was inspired by his article "Whatīs wrong with music"; about how rock was controversial and filled with double entendres long before modern rap came along with its outspoken, lewd, rude and crude badmouthification. The song itself is about a female star, praising a male fan in the crowd, hinting that she might let him visit her backstage and talk to him after the show. Or is it another kind of show? Another kind of visit? You be the judge... :-)
Iīm just a cover girl
In a soft... pop corporate world
Iīm posing in my underpants
A music fad that rules this land

Some praise Avril, a-slut, whatīs up?
That girl canīt fill dīcup
In a world of free j-p-gīs
Sheīs as hot as cuttened cheese

If itīs hard, donīt cop a feel
Just follow my clicking heels

Look at it now, my exhibition
It will give you strong prolonged... affection
And after the show
Your inner vision
Itīs starting to grow
Just look at me now baby

Now hear me out if youīre not quite sure
I am it, no Brittney... bore
Who learned soft from Disney Inc
Who learned... pop from clicking links

If you gonna get to grips
I promise you all natural lips

Look at it now, my exhibition
It will give you strong prolonged... affection
And after the show
Your inner vision
Itīs starting to grow
Just look at me now baby

I got something that you want me to show
Get in row, donīt you blow
I got something that I want you to do
Get my stuff, itīll be rough

If youīre backstage
Donīt tell names
And promise
You wonīt end up lame

Repeat chorus

Light cigarette

Fade out

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Billy Florio - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I feel honored that this song is dedicated to me...thank you snaggletoth...you did a good job with it
Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx Billy! (Pre-Vote Tally: Everthing from 2s to 5s, 3 people gave it 555 though).

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