Iīm just a cover girl
In a soft... pop corporate world
Iīm posing in my underpants
A music fad that rules this land

Some praise Avril, a-slut, whatīs up?
That girl canīt fill dīcup
In a world of free j-p-gīs
Sheīs as hot as cuttened cheese

If itīs hard, donīt cop a feel
Just follow my clicking heels

Look at it now, my exhibition
It will give you strong prolonged... affection
And after the show
Your inner vision
Itīs starting to grow
Just look at me now baby

Now hear me out if youīre not quite sure
I am it, no Brittney... bore
Who learned soft from Disney Inc
Who learned... pop from clicking links

If you gonna get to grips
I promise you all natural lips

Look at it now, my exhibition
It will give you strong prolonged... affection
And after the show
Your inner vision
Itīs starting to grow
Just look at me now baby

I got something that you want me to show
Get in row, donīt you blow
I got something that I want you to do
Get my stuff, itīll be rough

If youīre backstage
Donīt tell names
And promise
You wonīt end up lame

Repeat chorus

Light cigarette

Fade out