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Album cover parody of Pieces of You by Jewel
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This is the most recent information about Jewel that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Jewel, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Band Name Origins:

  • That is her real name - Jewel Kilcher Submitted by: David Pratter

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Jewel Kilcher. Submitted by: MOR

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Ride With The Devil" - Michael Prymula

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
DroolShe can make men drool without actually having any talent or a good figure.shehateme

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Funny Games""Foolish Games"Sheila Oh
"Into Wishin'""Intuition"Carmen Nunki
"Who Will Save Your Butt?""Who Will Save Your Soul?"Paul Warren
"Ghoulish Games""Foolish Games"MOR
"Incubation""Intuition"Andrew Darwitan

There are additional Jewel new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Stay Here Forever,"You can't stay anywhere forever, except maybe jailChristy McDaniel

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Instant Replay," Dan Hartman"Again And Again," Jewel
"The Same One," Brook Benton"Again And Again," Jewel
"Part Of Me," Katy Perry"Hands," Jewel
"Stay," Oingo Boingo"Standing Still," Jewel
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Say Here Forever" originally "Stay Here Forever"
Yvette Bristle
"Do You Want To Lay?" originally "Do You Want To Play?"
Like lay down and take a nap.
Peter
"Do You Want To Pay?" originally "Do You Want To Play?"
Nancy
"Hans" originally "Hands"
Now it's about some German guy?
Joe Siebert
"Till It Feels Like Heating" originally "Till It Feels Like Cheating"
Till it feels warm, that is! (Duh!)
Lucy Crosland

There are additional Jewel song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"You Were Meant For Men" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Candy Welty
"You Were Meant For Moe" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Candy Welty
"You Were Meant For Mel" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Candy Welty
"You Were Meant For Mae" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Candy Welty
"You Were Meant For Meg" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Candy Welty

There are additional Jewel song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Hanes" originally "Hands"
Eric Carmen Miranda Lambert
"Handl" originally "Hands"
As in composer Jacob Handl
Karen Smith
"Hinds" originally "Hands"
Karen Smith
"Hanks" originally "Hands"
Karen Smith
"Hangs" originally "Hands"
present-tense of 'hang'
Serafina

There are additional Jewel song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Intuition""Prostitution (Jewels Life Story)"White Trash
"Foolish Games""Refried Beans (Magic Fruit Mix)"Seamonkey
"Intuition""Marco's Pizza"Abbott Skelding
"You Were Meant For Me""The Hair Color Song"Wife of a thug
"Intuition""Did You Just Fart?"Azza & Nazza
"Intuition""Into-eat-ya"MetaBe
"Foolish Games""Football Games"Paul Wooten
"Hands""Pants"Hindibunni
"Who Will Save Your Soul?""Who Will Pay The Toll?"David Pratter
"Intution""Tution"Michael

There are additional Jewel song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Kiss The FlameFire DepartmentLindsay Brauweiler
Foolish GamesNFL/NBAMOR
Leave The Lights OnElectrical CompanyBuzzer G
Pieces Of YouFuneral HomeOpinion Girl

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Everybody Plays The Fool
   The Main Ingredient
Foolish Games
   Jewel
Everybody Plays Foolish Games
...sometimes.
Cassandra
I'm Still Standing
   Elton John
Standing Still
   Jewel
I'm Still Standing Still
Say that ten times fast!!!
MOR
Ship Of Fools
   Robert Plant
Foolish Games
   Jewel
Ship Of Foolish Games
rocky and MOR
And We Danced
   The Hooters
Standing Still
   Jewel
And We Danced Standing Still
I'd pay to see this done...
Ed
There are additional Jewel duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Garnett Jewel
Gale Garnett combined with Jewel
A garnet is a reddish birthstone.
Submitted By: Opie M.
Fancy Jewel
Fancy combined with Jewel
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Casting Crown Jewels
Casting Crowns combined with Jewel
Submitted By: Shelley Potts
Ruby Jewel
Ruby combined with Jewel
My "hands" are too small for that ruby.
Submitted By: Anonymous Bob

There are additional Jewel Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Down So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I had to be your stand
Original Lyrics:
And like cattle we all stand
"Down So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a glass of Jesus, I'm gonna spend the winter in the corner of my room
Original Lyrics:
I got a plastic Jesus, a cordless telephone for every corner of my room
"Down So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the book of my heart book just got stolen
Original Lyrics:
Pocketbook and my heart both just got stolen
"Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
won't be idle with Liz Phair
Original Lyrics:
won't be idle with despair
There are additional Jewel misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Standing Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Dannon to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.
Original Lyrics:
There's a dead end to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Holden McCrank

I envisioned Jewel standing in some trashy, blighted area with burning shrubbery on one side of her, and some old Dannon yogurt containers on her other side.

There are additional Jewel misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Sometimes It Be That Way"
The Funny Lyrics:
Night has many hands, but I have just one.
Why They're Funny:
Umm.. Really? I guess I missed the fact you were missing a hand in all those pictures.
Submitted by: Emily Harrington
"Deep Water"
The Funny Lyrics:
When you're standing in deep water and you're bailing yourself out with a straw,
When you're standing in deep water and you wake up making love to a wall,
It's these little times that help to remind
it's nothing without love.
Why They're Funny:
Ha, well, if you wake up making love to a wall because you'd rather get it from that then your man, it's a good thing you love him...
Submitted by: Allie Cat
There are additional Jewel Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Standing Still"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Or am I standing still...
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
Why They're Repetitive:
You give us sorrow, Jewel, but it's not sweet.
Submitted by: sherock
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Love Me, Just Leave Me Alone"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The skin on your teeth had a tear
Why They're Nonsensical:
#1. eeew!
#2. What, are his ears made of calcium, too?
Submitted by: Kim
"Intuition"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Just follow your heart,
your intuition,
It will lead you in the right direction.
Ignore your mind,
your intuition,
It will lead you in the right direction.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Huh? What was this songwriter smoking? She tells you to follow your heart but then she tells you to ignore your mind and trust your intuition? That's the first step to failed relationships.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional Jewel nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Who Will Save Your Soul?"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Everytime I breath I take you in and my heart beats again
Baby I can help it you keep me drowning in your love
Why They're Insincere:
I take you in? How? Chop her up in pieces and eat her? I love the band and the song though
Submitted by: Patty
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Adrian"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Adrian came home again last summer,
Things just haven't been the same around here,
People talk,
People stare,
Oh Adrian come out and play.
Why They're Misrhymed:
There are very few lines in the song that rhyme. No matter how creative Jewel tries to get, she can't even slant rhyme this verse.
Submitted by: Jess
 

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Stephenville, TX"
The Dated Lyrics:
I'm 31 years old
That ain't the end but it sure ain't where I began
Why They're Dated:
At the time the song was recorded, Jewel was 31 years old. But a mere 3 weeks after the song's release date (May 2, 2006), Jewel turned 32 (she was born May 23, 1974).
Submitted by: David Jones
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Leave The Lights On"
The Dirty Lyrics:
I will mesmerize with milky thighs and languid eyes
I'll prophesize your moans and sighs
Why They're Dirty:
Dirty in a poetic kind of way. The word "milky" seems to be used ambiguously: it may mean that either her thighs are as white as milk or her thighs are covered in a certain milky substance.
Submitted by: xxxpress
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Foolish Games"
The Lyrics:
You loved Mozart and you'd speak of your loved ones
As I clumsily strummed my guitar.
Who They Mention:
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Submitted by: Alan Toyce
"Stand"
The Lyrics:
Marvin Gaye, there's no brother, brother
Woody Guthrie's land can't feed Mother

While in the corner, King's dream dies
Who They Mention:
Marvin Gaye, Woody Guthrie, Martin Luther King, Jr.
Submitted by: xxxpress
There are additional Jewel celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Satellite"
The Lyrics:
They're trying to hide behind Power Bars and Vollyball and Valium
Product Brand Name:
Power Bar energy bars, Valium prescriptions
Submitted by: Mickey D.
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Adrian"
Opening Lines:
Adrian came home again last summer.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Little Sister"
Opening Lines:
Hey, little sister. I heard you went to Mr. So-and-so.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Space Change:

"Love Me Just Leave Meal One" originally "Love Me Just Leave Me Alone"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"In Tuit Ion" originally "Intuition"
Submitted by: Peter
"His Pleasure Is My Pa In" originally "His Pleasure Is My Pain"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Do You Want Top Lay?" originally "Do You Want To Play?"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"You Were Me Ant For Me" originally "You Were Meant For Me"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Song Title Anagrams:

"His Lame Goofs" originally "Foolish Games"
Submitted by: Anna Graham

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Stand"
The Lyrics:
On TV, D.C. is selling lies
Why:
Washington, D.C.
Submitted by: xxxpress
 

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Adrian" Length: 7:02
A rather sad song about a boy who grows up in a coma. Track 8 on "Pieces Of You".
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Acrostics:

TOW: "The Other Woman"
Submitted by: Edyth Bowen

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Love Me Just Leave Lee A Moan" originally "Love Me Just Leave Me Alone"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Love Lee, Just Leave Me A Moan" originally "Love Me Just Leave Me Alone"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Sue Will Save Your Hole" originally "Who Will Save Your Soul"
(Note: "W" is silent in "Who"!)
Submitted by: Helen Football
"Sue Hill Wave Your Soul" originally "Who Will Save Your Soul"
Submitted by: Helen Football
"Ghoulish Fames" originally "Foolish Games"
Submitted by: Zooey Des Chanel #5

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Jewelry
Self-explanatory. Jewelry has jewels (duh).
Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins

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