Fun Music Information -> Jewel

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Band Name Origins:

That is her real name - Jewel Kilcher Submitted by: David Pratter

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Jewel Kilcher. Submitted by: MOR

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Drool	She can make men drool without actually having any talent or a good figure.	shehateme

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Who Will Save Your Butt?"	"Who Will Save Your Soul?"	Paul Warren
"Ghoulish Games"	"Foolish Games"	MOR
"Incubation"	"Intuition"	Andrew Darwitan
"Compilation"	"Intuition"	Andrew Darwitan
"Multiplication"	"Intuition"	Andrew Darwitan
There are additional Jewel new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Who Will Save Your Soul?"	"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show," Neil Diamond	Raphael
"Break Me"	"Pick Up the Pieces," Alexz Johnson	Lizzie
"Who Will Save Your Soul"	"Mission Temple Fireworks Stand," Sawyer Brown	OK, it's not a who, it's a what... - Martha Hankins
"Do You Want To Play?"	"Tomorrow," Avril Lavigne	Don't make this perverted. She means play guitar. - Stella
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"You Were Mean For Me" originally "You Were Meant For Me"

Penelope Beckinsale

"You Were Meat For Me" originally "You Were Meant For Me"

A song for cannibals, perhaps?

xyz

"Goodbye Lice In Wonderland" originally "Goodbye Alice In Wonderland"

Penelope Beckinsale

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Who Will Shave Your Soul" originally "Who Will Save Your Soul"

Natalie Snortman

"Serve the Eggo" originally "Serve the Ego"

... With maple syrup, please?

Josh

"Serve The Lego" originally "Serve The Ego"

Pam Tabor

"Swerve The Ego" originally "Serve The Ego"

Pam Tabor

"Goodbye Malice In Wonderland" originally "Goodbye Alice In Wonderland"

Penelope Beckinsale

There are additional Jewel song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"The Other Roman" originally "The Other Woman"

Donna Gelpigi

"Serve the Egg" originally "Serve The Ego"

One letter made this funny (at least I think so)!!

hamburger456

"Who Will Save Your Soup?" originally "Who Will Save Your Soul?"

mandylee

Song Parody Recordings:

Feb 14 "Refried Beans" by Seamonkey a parody of "Foolish Games" by Jewel

For your Valentine's Day, what could be better than this 1st date gone awry... please ignore the background vocals! SeamonkeyMusic.com: (mp3) (Comments)

July 5 "Booze Was Meant For Me" by Katis & Heidis a parody of "You Were Meant For Me" by Jewel

Just a drinkin' song. angelfire: (MP3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Foolish Games"	"Refried Beans (Magic Fruit Mix)"	Seamonkey
"Intuition"	"Marco's Pizza"	Abbott Skelding
"You Were Meant For Me"	"The Hair Color Song"	Wife of a thug
"Intuition"	"Did You Just Fart?"	Azza & Nazza
"Intuition"	"Into-eat-ya"	MetaBe
"Foolish Games"	"Football Games"	Paul Wooten
"Hands"	"Pants"	Hindibunni
"Who Will Save Your Soul?"	"Who Will Pay The Toll?"	David Pratter
"Intution"	"Tution"	Michael
"Intuition"	"Intoxication"	Evildog
There are additional Jewel song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Kiss The Flame	Fire Department	Lindsay Brauweiler
Foolish Games	NFL/NBA	MOR
Leave The Lights On	Electrical Company	Buzzer G
Pieces Of You	Funeral Home	Opinion Girl

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Games People Play The Spinners	Foolish Games Jewel	Foolish Games People Play Night, Day, Whenever!	Paul Warren
I'm Still Standing Elton John	Standing Still Jewel	I'm Still Standing Still Say that ten times fast!!!	MOR
Everybody Plays The Fool (Sometimes) The Main Ingredient	Foolish Games Jewel	Everybody Plays Foolish Games (Sometimes)	soul and shepop
Ship Of Fools Robert Plant	Foolish Games Jewel	Ship Of Foolish Games	rocky and MOR
There are additional Jewel duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Diamond Jewel

Neil Diamond combined with Jewel

Submitted By: MOR

Ruby Jewel

Ruby combined with Jewel

My "hands" are too small for that ruby.

Submitted By: shepop

50 Cent Jewel

50 Cent combined with Jewel

Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

Misheard Lyrics:

"Foolish Games" Misheard Lyrics: When you stood in my microwave, with nothing to say Original Lyrics: When you stood in my window, with nothing to say	"Standing Still" Misheard Lyrics: Theres a dad and some olives. Original Lyrics: Theres a dead end to my left.
"Who Will Save Your Soul?" Misheard Lyrics: Some are walkin' Some are talkin Some are stalkin', Aunt Kill Got Social Security, but it doesn't pay her bills. Original Lyrics: Some are walkin' Some are talkin' Some are stalkin' their kill Got Social Security, but it doesn't pay your bills.	"Standing Still" Misheard Lyrics: I roll Owen Nolan. Original Lyrics: I roll the window down.
There are additional Jewel misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Standing Still"

Misheard Lyrics:

There's a Dannon to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.

Original Lyrics:

There's a dead end to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Holden McCrank

I envisioned Jewel standing in some trashy, blighted area with burning shrubbery on one side of her, and some old Dannon yogurt containers on her other side.

There are additional Jewel misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Deep Water"

The Funny Lyrics:

When you're standing in deep water and you're bailing yourself out with a straw, When you're standing in deep water and you wake up making love to a wall, It's these little times that help to remind it's nothing with out love.

Why They're Funny:

Ha, well, if you wake up making love to a wall because you'd rather get it from that then your man, it's a good thing you love him...

Submitted by: Allie Cat

"Adrian"

The Funny Lyrics:

An unfortunate accident in a canoe....

Why They're Funny:

Okay, seriously people. Just seriously. I'll never think of canoes without thinking of this.

Submitted by: Maybe We're Okay

There are additional Jewel Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Standing Still"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

Or am I standing still...
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow

Why They're Repetitive:

You give us sorrow, Jewel, but it's not sweet.

Submitted by: sherock

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Morning Song" The Nonsensical Lyrics: Put the phone machine on hold Why They're Nonsensical: What is a phone machine and how do you put it on hold? Some phones themselves have hold buttons and you can put a call on hold after answering it if switching phones or having someone else pick it up, though that is not what she is saying to do in this song. Submitted by: David Pratter	"Love Me, Just Leave Me Alone" The Nonsensical Lyrics: The skin on your teeth had a tear Why They're Nonsensical: #1. eeew! #2. What, are his ears made of calcium, too? Submitted by: Kim
There are additional Jewel nonsensical lyrics available.