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Song Parodies -> "Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Hands"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jewel

Parody Song Title:

"Pants"

Parody Written by:

Hindibunni

The Lyrics

The chorus, of course, inspired by Cartman.
If I could tell the world just one thing
It would be to eat at BK
And not to diet 'cause diets are tasteless
And useless for folks like me

I won't be losing weight
I won't be slimmer by July
I will bury myself in fries and shakes
For starving is not worth the try

My pants are large, I know
But I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned
But I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned
And I'm a little swollen

Slim-Fast plan for two meals a day
It didn't trim your waistline
And then I used Metabolife
'Til I saw that exposé on Dateline

Take a bite, a sip of your Sprite
Forget about things fat-free and lite
'Cause where there's a meal to super-size
There we shall go dining

My pants are large, I know
But I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned
But I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned
And now my zipper's broken

In the end everyone gets fatter
In the end everyone gets fatter

I will order extra cheese, and I will pay
I will order extra cheese, and I will pay
I will order extra cheese, and I will pay

My pants are large, I know
But I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned
But I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned
And now I think I'm chokin'

My pants are large, I know
But I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned
But I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned
And I'm a little swollen
We are slightly swollen

We have big thighs
Big pants
Big butts
We have big thighs
Big pants
Big chins
We have big thighs
Big pants
Big thighs
We have big pants
We have big pants

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Mr. X - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was great; I give it a perfect score.
Steven - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I love the original but I love this one more! So funny. Totally perfect.
littleCupCakes - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for losing a few pounds . . . Now I'm off to my date with Mr " StairMaster ", the bun masher!!!

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