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Funniest Lyrics, Jewel

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Jewel's, "Deep Water"
The Funny Lyrics:
When you're standing in deep water and you're bailing yourself out with a straw,
When you're standing in deep water and you wake up making love to a wall,
It's these little times that help to remind
it's nothing without love.
Why They're funny:
Ha, well, if you wake up making love to a wall because you'd rather get it from that then your man, it's a good thing you love him...
Submitted by: Allie Cat
Jewel's, "Do You"
The Funny Lyrics:
There's a big man wearing a white suit and patent leather shoes.
He wants to take his monkeys to see the kids at the zoo.
Why They're funny:
Clearly, she switched 'monkeys' and 'kids'.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Jewel's, "Hands"
The Funny Lyrics:
My hands are small, I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
Why They're funny:
Thank you captain obvious!!
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Jewel's, "Intuition"
The Funny Lyrics:
They say Miss J's big butt is boss
Kate Moss can't find a job.
Why They're funny:
What the heck is she talking about?? Everytime I hear this part of the song I just crack up!
Submitted by: Janine
Jewel's, "Sometimes It Be That Way"
The Funny Lyrics:
Night has many hands, but I have just one.
Why They're funny:
Umm.. Really? I guess I missed the fact you were missing a hand in all those pictures.
Submitted by: Emily Harrington

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