-> "Prostitution (Jewels Life Story)"
Original Song Title:
"Intuition"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Prostitution (Jewels Life Story)"
The Lyrics
h la la la la
i used to be a simple girl
a right minded moral jewel
than my record label gave me a call
my record sales started to fall
so i tried to find my creative spot
so kate moss offered me a job
didnt know that this creative fad
made me get fake implants
this is not me
i should lose it
at least my fan base is growing but
this is not art
its prostitution
somebody must of gave me
a catchy allusion
im out of my mind
in prostitution
but nothings fine
should of majored in buisness
you look at me but your not quite sure
no i am not Demi Moore
im that new gossip sin
so move over kate gosselin
if you want me now im yours
i will show you a real one hit wonder
but still this isnt art
its prostitution
so get out your anti-jewel petitions
oh people hate
my prostitution
they rather dump beer
on Shane Victorino
my records are hard to sell
"pieces of me" sounds like hell
"you were meant for me" was just for show and tell
but you'll love me
immorally
im a country...girl at heart
now my life has turned really farce
(repeat chorus number 1)
"everyone now together!"
not a vagrant star
im in prostitution
guess thats at least good news
for Sarah Mclachlin
cause all my rhymes
have no declension
since my love music's gone
ill show you real love baby!
(repeat chorus fade)
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