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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jewel that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 112 misheard song lyrics for Jewel on amIright currently.

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"Adrian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma jacktor
Original Lyrics:
Not much I can do
"America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Volenski's band from America
Original Lyrics:
Polanski's banned from America
"Break Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna kisses fill my mouth
And your whole mouth fills my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Water kisses fill my mouth
Water fills my soul.
"Deep Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you wake up...tree life
Original Lyrics:
And you wake up...to realize
"Do You Want To Play?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a neon dayglo pink chiffon, we sat 'til noon.
Original Lyrics:
In a neon dayglo pink chiffon satin room
"Down So Long" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A glass of Jesus
Original Lyrics:
A plastic Jesus
"Down So Long" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I had to be your stand
Original Lyrics:
And like cattle we all stand
"Down So Long" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the book of my heart book just got stolen
Original Lyrics:
Pocketbook and my heart both just got stolen
"Down So Long" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a glass of Jesus, I'm gonna spend the winter in the corner of my room
Original Lyrics:
I got a plastic Jesus, a cordless telephone for every corner of my room
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your Doung a** whores
Original Lyrics:
And your thoughtless words
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I clumsily stroked my tart.
Original Lyrics:
As I clumsily strummed my guitar.
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In case you failed to know this
Original Lyrics:
In case you failed to notice
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I hid my soiled pants behind my back.
Original Lyrics:
So I hid my soiled hands behind my back.
From the full-length album version, not the shorter version as played on the radio.
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These folding chairs are tearing me apart.
Original Lyrics:
These foolish games are tearing me apart.
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you stood in my microwave,
with nothing to say
Original Lyrics:
When you stood in my window,
with nothing to say
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were fashionably sensitive
But too cruel to care.
Original Lyrics:
You were fashionably sensitive
But too cool to care.
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're always brilliant in mourning.
Original Lyrics:
You're always brilliant in the morning.
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your father's words
Original Lyrics:
Your thoughtless words
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your philosophies are non Baroque
Oooh, do you love Mozart?
Original Lyrics:
Your philosophies on art,
Baroque moved you. You loved Mozart.
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your philosophies are not Baroque moods
Do you love Mozart?
Original Lyrics:
Your philosophies on art
Baroque moved you. You loved Mozart.
"Foolish Games" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your philosophies on art, broke, moved
Do you love Mozart?
Original Lyrics:
Your philosophies on art, baroque moved you
You loved Mozart.
"Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the end, homely kind of spatters
Original Lyrics:
In the end, only kindness matters.
"Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the end, only time is matter
Original Lyrics:
In the end, only kindness matters
"Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands are all I know,
but they're not yours they are my home,
but there not yours,
they are my own and I am never open
Original Lyrics:
My hands are small, I know,
but they're not yours, they are my own,
but they're not yours,
they are my own, and I am never broken
"Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands are small I know
But they're, not doors, they are my home.
Original Lyrics:
My hands are small I know
But they're, not yours, they are my own.
"Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My nads are small I know
or
My hands smell, I know
or
My hands smell, I know
Original Lyrics:
My hands are small, I know
"Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There I shall sleep.
Original Lyrics:
There our's shall go singing.
"Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There a shallow sea
Original Lyrics:
There ours shall go singing.
"Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There our shadows see.
Original Lyrics:
There ours shall go singing.
"Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
won't be idle with Liz Phair
Original Lyrics:
won't be idle with despair
"I'm Sensitive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If we rob the Senate and took all their food
Original Lyrics:
If we rob the cynics and took all their food
"I'm Sensitive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If we'd rob this annex and take all their food
Original Lyrics:
If we rob the cynics and took all their food
"Innocence Maintained" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a man with a hole he could not fill
He couldn't make the world work for him and didn't work and still
There was a hole inside his soul
that whiskey could not still
So he found himself a girl to love
while babies choked in the windowsill
Original Lyrics:
A hero's torso built of steel and novacaine
His heart a bitter beat inside a bloodless frame
There was a hole inside his sould a manicure couldn't fill
So he found himself a whore to love
while daisies choked in the windowsill
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the cows that rule this land
Original Lyrics:
All the powers that rule this land.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His name is Jay, his big butt, his balls....
Original Lyrics:
They say Miss J's big butt is boss.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your star, your thing to wish upon.
Original Lyrics:
Follow your heart, your intuition.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a stupid girl.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a simple girl.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want me, don't play games
I promise it won't be mundane.
Original Lyrics:
If you want me, don't play games
I promise it won't be in vain.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want me, don't play games
I promise it won't be this way.
Original Lyrics:
If you want me, don't play games
I promise it won't be in vain.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
J Lo's big butt is boss.
Original Lyrics:
They say Miss J's big butt is boss.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just follow your own bing-bang.
Original Lyrics:
Just follow your heart, baby.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Learning love from Charlie Sheen.
Original Lyrics:
You learn love from Charlie Sheen.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monkey pox can rule this land
or
Monkey bars can rule this land
or
How guitars can rule this land
or
Hunky bars can rule this land.
Original Lyrics:
All the powers that rule this land.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell yourself, just cash in.
Original Lyrics:
Sell your sin, just cash in.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They he's Jay's big butterballs.
Original Lyrics:
They say Miss J.'s big butt is boss.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say he's Jay, big butter bars.
Original Lyrics:
They say Miss J's big butt is boss.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With all your mind, your intuition.
Original Lyrics:
Let go of your mind, your intuition.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know your mom pays your tuition.
Original Lyrics:
Follow your heart, your intuition.
"Intuition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in love with Charlie Sheen.
Original Lyrics:
You learn love from Charlie Sheen.
"Little Sister" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My little sister saw me on the potty.
Original Lyrics:
My little sister is a zombie in a body.
"Love Me, Just Leave Me Alone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you were a wise man
Women teach wise men to pout
Original Lyrics:
They said you were a wise man
When did they teach wise men to pout?
"Morning Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't worry about your sister Ed.
Original Lyrics:
Don't worry about what your sister said.
"Morning Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can drink your coffee with sugar and cream
Or drink my decaf purple tea.
Original Lyrics:
You can drink your coffee with sugar cream
I'll drink my decaf herbal tea.
"Morning Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You sit on the front porch sucking on my feet.
Original Lyrics:
We'll sit on the front porch, the sun can warm my feet.
"Near You Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hands are in my hair
But my heart is in your feet
Original Lyrics:
Your hands are in my hair
But my heart is in your teeth
"Pieces of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pieces of poo
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of you
"Serve The Ego" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said the eagle
Original Lyrics:
Serve the ego.
"Serve The Ego" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarajevo
Original Lyrics:
Serve the ego.
"Serve The Ego" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sir, the eagle
Original Lyrics:
Serve the ego.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I standing still
Behind a duck in the sky?
Original Lyrics:
Am I standing still
Beneath the darkened sky?
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And out of the corner of my eye,
was that your ass in the pie?
Original Lyrics:
And out of the corner of my eye,
was that you passing me by?
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutting through the darkest night is a two-headed lice.
Original Lyrics:
Cutting through the darkest night are my two headlights.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutting through the darkest night of my two-haired life.
Original Lyrics:
Cutting through the darkest night are my two headlights.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I roll Owen Nolan.
Original Lyrics:
I roll the window down.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow hasn't got tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow is he God tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow is he God tomorrow?
Original Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow is the goal tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow, He's the gull tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow, is he gone tomorrow?
Original Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow, is it gone tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow, is it gone tomorrow?
Original Lyrics:
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Dannon to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.
Original Lyrics:
There's a dead end to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a dead end tamale,
there's a burning bush to my right.
Original Lyrics:
There's a dead end to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Theres a dad and some olives.
Original Lyrics:
Theres a dead end to my left.
"Standing Still" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was that you, handsome Levi?
Original Lyrics:
Was that you passing me by?
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meryl Streep, children sleep.
Original Lyrics:
Mothers weep, children sleep.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He says, 'Hall, my calls from me have no soul.'
Original Lyrics:
He says, 'Hold my calls' from behind those cold brick walls.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He says, 'Hold my calls' from behind those cold blue glasses.
Original Lyrics:
He says, 'Hold my calls' from behind those cold brick walls
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He says, 'Hold my calls' from behind those cold brick wall says.
Original Lyrics:
He says, 'Hold my calls' from behind those cold blue glasses.
Jewel slurs the word 'glasses' so badly that a band covering this song actually used 'brick wall says' instead of 'blue glasses'.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People living their lives, they live on TV.
Original Lyrics:
People living their lives for you on TV.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So get out of this tree, girl
And bust your bust.
Original Lyrics:
So get out on the streets, girls
And bust your butts.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So we prayed within a different god,
and then our flowers
Original Lyrics:
So we pray to as many different gods
as there are flowers
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some are walkin'
Some are talkin
Some are stalkin', Aunt Kill
Got Social Security, but it doesn't pay her bills.
Original Lyrics:
Some are walkin'
Some are talkin'
Some are stalkin' their kill
Got Social Security, but it doesn't pay your bills.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to a better now.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to the flowers now
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to the veterans now?
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to the flowers now?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it goes to the dentist now.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to the flowers now
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who will save your soul when it comes to the power?
Original Lyrics:
Who will save your soul when it comes to the flower?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who will serve your soul
Original Lyrics:
Who will save your soul
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who will shave your hole
If you won't shave your own?
Original Lyrics:
Who will save your soul
If you won't save your own?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who will shave your mole?
Original Lyrics:
Who will save your soul?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say "That he love Vtech there, what are you wrong?"
Original Lyrics:
You say that you love them, take their money and run
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams last so long, so pee after you're done.
Original Lyrics:
Dreams last so long, even after you're gone.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God made the syrup with everything but you
Original Lyrics:
Got maple syrup, everything but you
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my eggs, got my pancakes too.
God made me serve everything but you.
Original Lyrics:
Got my eggs, got my pancakes too.
Got my maple syrup, everything but you.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my maple syrup, everything but you.
Original Lyrics:
Got maple syrup, everything but you.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How irresponsible of me,
To leave your keys in the door,
Never put wet towels on the floor anymore
Original Lyrics:
I wipe the spots off of the mirror,
Don't leave the keys in the door,
Never put wet towels on the floor anymore
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I break the yolks and make a smiley face,
I kind of like it in my bran-oat flakes
Original Lyrics:
I break the yolks and make a smiley face,
I kind of like it in my brand new place
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I brush my teeth, I put the cat back on
Original Lyrics:
I brush my teeth, I put the cap back on
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I called my momma, she was out for a walk
'Cause I saw the cup of coffee, but it didn't want to talk.
Original Lyrics:
Called my momma, she was out for a walk
Consoled a cup of coffee, but it didn't wanna talk.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I canned a lagger in my brand new face
Original Lyrics:
I kinda like it in my brand new place
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a maggot in my brand new place.
Original Lyrics:
I kind of like it in my brand new place.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I founda maggot in my brand new plate
Original Lyrics:
I kinda like it in my brand new place
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my aids, got my backaches too.
Original Lyrics:
I got my eggs, and my pancakes too.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hand in my panties too
Original Lyrics:
I got my eggs and my pancakes too
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shouldn't f*** anyone tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I shouldn't think anymore tonight.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not responsible for me to leave the keys in the door
Original Lyrics:
I wipe the spots off of the mirror, don't leave the keys in the door
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm responsible for me
Don't leave my keys in the door.
or
Wipe the spots above the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
Original Lyrics:
I wipe the spots off of the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm responsible now
Don't leave my keys in the door.
Original Lyrics:
Wipe the spots off the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't responsible for me
To leave the keys in the door.
Original Lyrics:
Wipe the spots up off the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up my AIDS and my package, too.
Original Lyrics:
I got my eggs and my pancakes, too.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trees last so long even after you're gone
Original Lyrics:
Dreams last for so long even after you're gone
"You Were Meant for Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I flush my 'sheet and put my crap hat on.
I know you 'bated when I leave the lye thong
I pick up a cup of the
Toilet seats brown.
And then I take and keep meth and a good cookin' ground.
Original Lyrics:
I brush my teeth and put the cap back on
I know you hate it when I leave the light on
I pick a book up.
Turn the sheets down.
And then I take a deep breath and a good look around

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