I dyed my hair at 10 pm
Colors aren't what they should have been
Got my reds and my oranges too
I even got some black, Loreal damn you
How is this gonna look in the sun?
So many colors when I got all done
I wipe the spots off the mirror
And scream out "Somebody help!"
My hairs 3 different colors and it feels like kelp

This shit lasts so long
I just want it all gone
Said this really blows
Oh damn here it goes
This is just not cool
I'm gonna rip it out

Curse these colors, no I don't wanna talk
I'm gonna smoke a cigarette and then go for a walk
Looked in the mirror, boy was that bad news
I'll do something but first I'm gonna take a snooze
Climbed into bed and pulled the blankets up
I've got to do something this really sucks
No I'm not happy I am pretty mad
Bet Loreal is probably glad

This shit lasts so long
I just want it all gone
Said this really blows
Oh damn here it goes
This is just not cool
I'm gonna rip it out

I look at my friends hair, it's doing fine
But then I start to remember and I rip at mine
She asks me "Um are you okay?"
Same old damn thing every day
Brush my hair and put the cap back on
I don't want you to see me without it on
Get in my car and then I drive to work.
They said "Whoever dyed your hair must have been a jerk."
Held up a knife and this is what i said:
Leave me alone or you're gonna be dead
I try and tell myself it'll be all right
I can't look at it anymore tonight

This shit lasts so long
I just want it all gone
Said this really blows
Oh damn here it goes
This is just not cool
I'm gonna rip it out