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Song Parodies -> "The Hair Color Song"

Original Song Title:

"You Were Meant For Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jewel

Parody Song Title:

"The Hair Color Song"

Parody Written by:

Wife of a thug

The Lyrics

This is for my mom who tried to dye her hair last night and it came out 3 different colors--- orange red and black... lol.

I dyed my hair at 10 pm
Colors aren't what they should have been
Got my reds and my oranges too
I even got some black, Loreal damn you
How is this gonna look in the sun?
So many colors when I got all done
I wipe the spots off the mirror
And scream out "Somebody help!"
My hairs 3 different colors and it feels like kelp

This shit lasts so long
I just want it all gone
Said this really blows
Oh damn here it goes
This is just not cool
I'm gonna rip it out

Curse these colors, no I don't wanna talk
I'm gonna smoke a cigarette and then go for a walk
Looked in the mirror, boy was that bad news
I'll do something but first I'm gonna take a snooze
Climbed into bed and pulled the blankets up
I've got to do something this really sucks
No I'm not happy I am pretty mad
Bet Loreal is probably glad

This shit lasts so long
I just want it all gone
Said this really blows
Oh damn here it goes
This is just not cool
I'm gonna rip it out

I look at my friends hair, it's doing fine
But then I start to remember and I rip at mine
She asks me "Um are you okay?"
Same old damn thing every day
Brush my hair and put the cap back on
I don't want you to see me without it on
Get in my car and then I drive to work.
They said "Whoever dyed your hair must have been a jerk."
Held up a knife and this is what i said:
Leave me alone or you're gonna be dead
I try and tell myself it'll be all right
I can't look at it anymore tonight

This shit lasts so long
I just want it all gone
Said this really blows
Oh damn here it goes
This is just not cool
I'm gonna rip it out
Thanks Mom for letting me make fun of you... I love my mommy:)

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