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Song Parodies -> "Fashion Portfolio"

Original Song Title:

"Skies of Mongolia"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Fashion Portfolio"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Sometimes I think I should try a new career as a male supermodel, but alas, unless there's a sudden demand for supervillainmodels…

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
I want out of my job, get up on display
Make millions of bucks from posing each day
Humping around with girls that are really tight

But my face and my nose and bod to my shame
Makes hangover ridden Saddam Hussein
Look picturesque gay, if I'm to be polite

There are pictures best out of sight
In my fashion portfolio
As a hang man in thong and pillow fight
In my fashion portfolio

When I get out at day the neighbours will cry
Dogs will hurt as the sight cause blood from their eyes
When over I bend, the crack makes them loose their mind

And though looks at my face will drive kids insane
I try best I can to dress to not cause you pain
Stay in shadows and dusk to save folks from going blind

There are pictures that weren't that bright
In my fashion portfolio
Like a sports fan in ring mail with a knight
In my fashion portfolio

When I stayed at the North Pole
My sporadic farts would melt some glaciers whole
I guess I'm not cool, alright

There are pictures you'd tear at sight
In my fashion portfolio
Like the leather set from my wedding night
In my fashion portfolio


There's no cash
In my fashion portfolio
I'm abashed
By my fashion portfolio
You'd get rash
From my fashion portfolio
© Peter Andersson.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   9

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Below Average Dave - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
"Makes hangover ridden Saddam Hussein Look picturesque gay" Wow. . .I mean wow, that is about as descriptive as you can get. Fun parody to a-shall we say unique-original song? Never heard of the band or the song--awesome job Peter
Peter Andersson - August 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave, you've pretty much nailed the focal point of this parody with your comment because "Saddam Hussein" was the first words I wrote after hearing them that way when listening to the original song.
Matthias - August 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Fantastic original song. That's my favorite thing about reading your parodies Peter, you always parody such awesome songs like podiuming a SOTM with a Nighwish song and I think if you'd enter this one you'd have a hell of a chance as well.
Peter Andersson - August 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, I guess I'm leaning more and more towards writing to songs that I really like to listen to myself, so that I can take doing it for an hour straight or so when trying to nail those last lines and get them in tune with the overall theme.
Bilbopooh - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Ha! The Saddam line made me laugh too, and a funny parody overall. Great job!.
Abbott Skelding - August 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Nice work! Never heard the original song before, but its really good and so is this parody!
Guy - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Likewise I too have never heard of the band or the OS but you did work a good show out of it. I LOLed at the Saddam thing. Fine write Peter.
Mark Scotti - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM "Dressed" to the fives....
Andria - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM July 2010) Not that familiar with the OS, but it still fits the pacing well enough for me to give 5s. Loved the Saddam Hussein line, he was an ugly old coot.
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Never heard of TOS before this contest, and its actually a pretty awesome TOS. Your pacing was. . .fantastic, not an easy song to parody I would imagine, and the internal rhyming didn't trip you up one bit, great job Peter.
bobpiecheese - August 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What disturbs me is that the guy in the song seems to fully understand how hideous he is, yet still took the time to create a fashion portfolio that puts his ugliness on display. Maybe the supervillain comment in the opening comment is more important than it seems, and this guy is creating the portfolio as a dastardly superweapon with which he'll take over the world (OF COURSE). Ain't interpretation fun? Anyway, great parody, 555, etc etc etc
Red Ant - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
"Would you like to see my port-FOLIO? hehe". Interesting song I hadnt heard before, great parody, strong ending.
LilHoTweet - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
. . to the Knight above ^, I don't think we want to see your ~PornFolio~, Sir L'ANT Rouge ! !

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