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Song Parodies -> "I Have Seen A Wookie (in Heat)"

Original Song Title:

"I Should Be So Lucky"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Seen A Wookie (in Heat)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This idea has been in my sketchbook since the last movie, how's that for parody writing foreplay?
In mild illumination
They show no palpitation
But dream about it all the time
And that kind of cogitation
Precedes their usurpation
Linking to the sublime
In fast acceleration
They move to propagation
They roar together as they climb
They're steaming
He fell in love with her
They act like it's a zoo
Now foreplay's all they do
I'll picture it for you

I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!
I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

It's a hairy situation
With huge anticipations
Behold they're prone to interweave
If Han should come a-running
Or Stormtroopers a-gunning
I wonder if they would perceive
They're screaming like they're aching
And I can see moons quaking
"Admission fees" what I conceive
They're gleaming
He fell in love with her
They act like it's a zoo
Now foreplay's all they do
I'll picture it for you

I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!
I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

I have seen a Wookie, a Wookie
I have seen a Wookie, Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!
I have seen a Wookie, a Wookie
I have seen a Wookie
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-aye!

For pre-life culmination
And Wookie preservation
Their species do not need a hand
They're screaming
He fell in love with her
They act like it's a zoo
Now foreplay's all they do
I'll picture it for you

I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie, Wookie-Nookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!
© Peter Andersson.

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Kristof Robertson - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't get this scenario out of my head....thanks alot, Peter. ;-) 555
Steven Cavanagh - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Lots of roarplay. Many, many star wars lines come to mind that are appropriate, yet not appropriate :)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Star Wars lines - Yes. Wookie dialogue - No, but one gotta love their body talk.
Red Ant - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought I had commented on this one. Haven't heard TOS and can't access any MP3s right now ( and I seriously doubt my radio staion will play this ). This I would have needed rhymezone with more than likely.
Kaitlyn Haugh - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
hey!!! awesome parody... i got this messed up mental picture of how that would look...haha..aw man...and thanks for that link you left me....i do have another parody on here...it jsut takes me time to word stuff right and everything.....so then when im all set i post stuff...if ur intrested in the other parody its another limp bisket parody...haha but its to a different song i just relized theres a verse missing....but its ok it still kinda makes sense ..... http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/limpbizkit37.shtml

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