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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Fruitcake"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas Fruitcake"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Christmas fruitcake, Christmas fruitcake
Throw it out the window for all God's sake!
This I tell you mother
You'll kill my colon with another
Christmas fruitcake, Christmas fruitcake
Throw it in the toilet or in the lake
Stop your baking orgia
With recipes from Auntie Borgia
Nay! Nay! Nay to E-Coli de Luxe,
toxication
Try, try, tried and I now have reflux,
with iterations
Raindeer Milkshakes, Absinth joint flakes
Glued with eggs from some old Boomslang tree snakes
This I tell you mother
You can't use yam
You can't use clam
You can't use spam of ram in fruitcakes!
Throw it out the window for all God's sake!
This I tell you mother
You'll kill my colon with another
Christmas fruitcake, Christmas fruitcake
Throw it in the toilet or in the lake
Stop your baking orgia
With recipes from Auntie Borgia
Nay! Nay! Nay to E-Coli de Luxe,
toxication
Try, try, tried and I now have reflux,
with iterations
Raindeer Milkshakes, Absinth joint flakes
Glued with eggs from some old Boomslang tree snakes
This I tell you mother
You can't use yam
You can't use clam
You can't use spam of ram in fruitcakes!
© Peter Andersson.
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Nay! Nay! Nay to E-Coli de Luxe, toxication - very nice - 555
can't say i've ever eaten it...funny parody, though...5s
Stuart: I think that is Nancy Reagan's words, less known than "Just say No" though.
Alvin: Don't hasten yourself to try...
Alvin: Don't hasten yourself to try...
Tasty. 5's
A total laugh orgia, Peterchyd. You'll kill my colon with another.
I was reading some of your parodies today and came across this; I have not appreciated your writing as much as I could have, should have, whatever. You have some really fine parodies.
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