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Song Parodies -> "(Let Me Alter My) Jeans In Your Pool"

Original Song Title:

"World In My Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"(Let Me Alter My) Jeans In Your Pool"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Based on that old, familiar, everyday story where a young man in the suburbs have come to realise that hes beeing eye-groped by the just somewhat older woman next door and heads over with some cheap excuse to hang around. (Thats why all my old Levis have shrunken to be as tight as paint to my derriere). ;-)
Let me take a little dip
Down in your garden park
And Im gonna head home when you say so

I wanna soak in the moist - aaah
Ill let my Y-front be hoist - aaah
Let me alter my jeans in your pool

Im aiming for some ass-tight pleasure
Get a fit round my rockhard bum
Though Im going to gasp if it goes numb

Now let my trousers be shrinking
You know that Im sorta thinking
Let me alter my jeans in your pool

This pair, shrink fit
Hold your hand out, you can touch them
This pair, shrink fit

Let me take a little dip
In the wet, wet drip
Say, please, can I un-zip

Brought a towel if you rather
Have my privates under cover
Let me alter my jeans in your pool

This pair, shrink fit
Hold your hand out, you can touch them
This pair, shrink fit

Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Let me alter my jeans in your pool
Peter Andersson. (Rhymes and/or lack of rhymes follows the pattern of the original).

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Guy - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - K1chyd - I'm going to need some help with this one. DKTOS and not only the song but the artist. Any midis or downloads for this one?
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Seems to be pretty hard to find even though it was a rather big hit for them in my neck of the woods. The best I can do so far is the 30 sec sneak peak on the official site. The song has some variations so you cant base following verses on it though.

http://archives.depechemode.com/depechemode/audio/releases/mp3/wime_lp.mp­3
Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM AUG) Clever scientific sexual innuendo.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah right, K1chyd, 'somewhat older woman'... IIIII'm sure! Only octogenerians would fall for this ploy!
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(Aug 04 SOTM) Good stuff, MAynard
Arwen - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--I don't know this one...hmph. I'll be back...
Rick D - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this for Mary Kay Letourno?
Ash - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well... DKTOS and I deeply sympathize with many of the guys who are eyed by older women... for some, that can be tough to handle
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ash: Luckily enough, you girls never have that sort of problem... ;-)
Adagio - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM DKTOS Very good lyrics...peering leerily :D
Phil Nelson - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but interesting........
Spaff.com - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, I'm one of the few who *do* KTOS. If that makes me even more of a geek, please don't tell me. Nice wordplay, Peter khyd. It reminds me of all the time I spent hanging out in the therapy pool at the nursing home. And Ash's comment made me laugh too - I hope it was meant to be funny.
Phil Alexander - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this coming from the shallow end of the jean pool? ;-)
martha - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
very clever wordplay ... so that's what goes on in the suburbs .....
Peregrin - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I found TOS, it was worthwhile
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Depeche Mode have made some worthwhile stuff and in my neck of the woods they are bigger than, lets say U2 to give you an idea and an example in the same genre (or close enough). Not until I became an AmIwriter did I realise that their fame wasn't global. If I had to pick a favorite song I'd say "Policy of truth" or maybe "Walking in my shoes". Thanx all for taking the time to check this parody out.
Meriadoc - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Is it hot in here, or is it just me...? ;-)
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(Aug SOTM) - DKTOS - not familiar at all with Depeche Mode, except that I've seen their name around a lot. clever job, good read.
Claude Prez - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done
2nz - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but good lyrically. From a straight-up text stand-point, I enjoyed the beginning more than the ending.

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