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Song Parodies -> "Wife-elect"
Original Song Title:
"Yesterday"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Wife-elect"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
For my 700th parody I'm again gonna use one of my staples, "Yesterday" by The Beatles, a song that can be title swapped and renewed around basically any three syllable word or phrase. This time inspiration came from an inventive joke on the satire site Babylon Bee:
www.babylonbee.com/news/girlfriend-keeps-referring-to-herself-as-wife-elect-despite-no-official-word-from-boyfriend/
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
www.babylonbee.com/news/girlfriend-keeps-referring-to-herself-as-wife-elect-despite-no-official-word-from-boyfriend/
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Wife-elect
It's a new term my girl interjects
I may be slow, but I'm circumspect
When my bae says she's Wife-elect
Suddenly
She leaves bridal magazines to see
Oh, I think she wants a ring from me
So maybe it is time to flee
-Why, your milk's been free, I don't need to buy the cow
Shit, that came out wrong, she is furrowing her brows!
Wife-elect
It's a chosen term one should object
Meant to have your thinking redirect'
And then for life you'll be henpecked
-Get your sister in, on the deal, ménage à trois
Might well push my luck, now I know what the stakes are
Wife-elect
My own mom's colluding I suspect
From her basement I have been eject'
So now I'm forced to genuflect
It's a new term my girl interjects
I may be slow, but I'm circumspect
When my bae says she's Wife-elect
Suddenly
She leaves bridal magazines to see
Oh, I think she wants a ring from me
So maybe it is time to flee
-Why, your milk's been free, I don't need to buy the cow
Shit, that came out wrong, she is furrowing her brows!
Wife-elect
It's a chosen term one should object
Meant to have your thinking redirect'
And then for life you'll be henpecked
-Get your sister in, on the deal, ménage à trois
Might well push my luck, now I know what the stakes are
Wife-elect
My own mom's colluding I suspect
From her basement I have been eject'
So now I'm forced to genuflect
© Peter Andersson.
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What are you doing with your sister? Gross! I didn’t know you were from West Virginia! Lol Funny stuff! Congrats on 700!!
Mom might be from Alabama, fiancé might be from Kentucky, her adopted sister might be from France - let's not shed any more light on or dive further into details about their alleged collusion - the naked truth could be ugly.
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