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Song Parodies -> "Her new pussyhat"

Original Song Title:

"My Girl Lollipop"

Original Performer:

Bad Manners

Parody Song Title:

"Her new pussyhat"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This week ends with International Women's Day, so writing something pink has been on the top of my head lately.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Her new pussyhat
It makes all men look higher up
Above her D-cup candy
It cures them of the randy

With that pussyhat
Forever no more cleavage
Somehow that's white priv'lege
Her feed told her so

I'm with her, I'm with her, I'm with her, bro
And I can't be more of woke
I hear them, I hear them, I hear them moo
When her coven is convoked

Damn those pussyhats!
I miss her spandex summer top
She's making me go flabby
On top of that she's crabby
Yeah, damn those pussyhats!

Still with her, still with her, still with her, though
Ain't gonna try her dildo
I'm edged up, I'm edged up, I'm edged, but no
She won't ever let me blow

Her new pussyhat
Is making her whole head look fat
She used to be flirtatious
Now only disputatious
About things pussyhat!

I'm with her, I'm with her, I'm with her, though
Not sure my balls have to go
I'm fed up, I'm fed up, I'm fed up, so
I am cucked - might tell her so

My girl's pussyhat
Is signaling she's turning twat
She had the sweetest queefing
Now with all men she's beefing
Yeah, damn that pussyhat!

Damn that pussyhat!
Damn that pussyhat!
Damn that pussyhat!
Damn that pussyhat!

© Peter Andersson. (Quoting the great Spaff (albeit from memory); "All my parodies are offensive to someone, at least I hope they are, or it wouldn't be satire").

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alexander's ragtag band - March 09, 2019 - Report this comment
I wosh someone would make a male part hat for men. A big foam rubber hand at sporting events just doesn't do it.

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