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Song Parodies -> "10 000 zits (per inch squared)"

Original Song Title:

"Ten Thousand Fists"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Disturbed

Parody Song Title:

"10 000 zits (per inch squared)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Ever had zits at 15?
Slurs an' goooooooore!
Slurs an' goooooooore!

Abhorred, goddamn zits and I know what it means
And it means I will stay in for the night
Out o' plain sight
Crusts on all my zits and all of my teens
Will leave my face a crater in light
All crater and fright

Soon I can no longer open my eyes
If this disturbs you don't gawk, OK!
I still remember the night I was stricken and sighed at
10 000 zits per inch squared!

Puberty unstained
Not on a quark of what I now consider a blight
And hide in the light
Leisure's filled with strain
This torrid facial marc will make a Doberman bite
Or whatever ignite

Soon I can no longer open my mouth
If this disturbs you don't gawk, OK!
I still remember the night I was stricken and frothed by
10 000 zits per inch squared!

Where are the knife that can open my bind?
Save my beak and the mirror of mine!

Where are the knife that can open my rind?
Cleave the cheek 'for my mirror's to whine!

Where are the knife that can open my hind?
Hear the shrieks from a mirror resigned!

Where are the knife that can open my kind?
Save this freak and his mirror combined!

Soon I can no longer keep up the pace
I need a surgeon, and do I pray!
I still remember the night I was stricken and faced these
10 000 zits per inch squared!

Aaaaaaaarrrrgg!! 10 000 zits per inch squared!
Aaaaaaaarrrrgg!! 10 000 zits per inch squared!
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Johnny D - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
That's one suppurating pustule of a parody. ;-)
Larry Hensley - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but good read.
alvin rhodes - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
its pimply devine
Red Ant - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
D/led TOS. Not easy to pace IMO but great job there and also for varying/rhyming the lines that go "Where are my knife..". I had mild acne at 15, though no where near this level!
Victoria-Leah - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious, pacing was excellent. A+++
Darthmatt - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx for the tips. I'll try and use them for my next parody. I liked yours it was really good. And you're right the pacing is real difficult. I've just started this whole parody business. SO I'm an amateur still. I've parodied two SOAD songs also. Although their not under the same name.
daniel - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
three #'s 5 , 5 , 5
Matthias - September 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice! This reminds me of a MAD Magazine article where they were talking about the worst zits imaginable. This was gross but still pretty funny.
bobpiecheese - September 06, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty gross but still really funny! You kinda screwed up the grammar in the bridge (dunno if you meant "where IS the knife" or "where are the kniVES", either one works), but otherwise this was great stuff. 555 lip zits (the worst kind)!
Blaydeman - September 06, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This came of as almost body horror for me. Like it was so intense and kind of disgustingly graphic at points. Definitely cringe-worthy, but still fun in the grossest way.
Max Power - September 06, 2016 - Report this comment
You gave me a disturbing imagery right there.
Peter Andersson - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment
@ bobpiecheese: Probably an are/is mistake on a rather fast write from my most productive years.

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