Song Parodies -> 10 000 zits (per inch squared)
| Original Song Title: | "Ten Thousand Fists" |
| Original Performer: | Disturbed |
| Parody Song Title: | "10 000 zits (per inch squared)" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
Ever had zits at 15?
Slurs an' goooooooore!
Slurs an' goooooooore!
Abhorred, goddamn zits and I know what it means
And it means I will stay in for the night
Out o' plain sight
Crusts on all my zits and all of my teens
Will leave my face a crater in light
All crater and fright
Soon I can no longer open my eyes
If this disturbs you don't gawk, OK!
I still remember the night I was stricken and sighed at
10 000 zits per inch squared!
Puberty unstained
Not on a quark of what I now consider a blight
And hide in the light
Leisure's filled with strain
This torrid facial marc will make a Doberman bite
Or whatever ignite
Soon I can no longer open my mouth
If this disturbs you don't gawk, OK!
I still remember the night I was stricken and frothed by
10 000 zits per inch squared!
Where are the knife that can open my bind?
Save my beak and the mirror of mine!
Where are the knife that can open my rind?
Cleave the cheek 'for my mirror's to whine!
Where are the knife that can open my hind?
Hear the shrieks from a mirror resigned!
Where are the knife that can open my kind?
Save this freak and his mirror combined!
Soon I can no longer keep up the pace
I need a surgeon, and do I pray!
I still remember the night I was stricken and faced these
10 000 zits per inch squared!
Aaaaaaaarrrrgg!! 10 000 zits per inch squared!
Aaaaaaaarrrrgg!! 10 000 zits per inch squared!
Slurs an' goooooooore!
Abhorred, goddamn zits and I know what it means
And it means I will stay in for the night
Out o' plain sight
Crusts on all my zits and all of my teens
Will leave my face a crater in light
All crater and fright
Soon I can no longer open my eyes
If this disturbs you don't gawk, OK!
I still remember the night I was stricken and sighed at
10 000 zits per inch squared!
Puberty unstained
Not on a quark of what I now consider a blight
And hide in the light
Leisure's filled with strain
This torrid facial marc will make a Doberman bite
Or whatever ignite
Soon I can no longer open my mouth
If this disturbs you don't gawk, OK!
I still remember the night I was stricken and frothed by
10 000 zits per inch squared!
Where are the knife that can open my bind?
Save my beak and the mirror of mine!
Where are the knife that can open my rind?
Cleave the cheek 'for my mirror's to whine!
Where are the knife that can open my hind?
Hear the shrieks from a mirror resigned!
Where are the knife that can open my kind?
Save this freak and his mirror combined!
Soon I can no longer keep up the pace
I need a surgeon, and do I pray!
I still remember the night I was stricken and faced these
10 000 zits per inch squared!
Aaaaaaaarrrrgg!! 10 000 zits per inch squared!
Aaaaaaaarrrrgg!! 10 000 zits per inch squared!
© Peter Andersson.
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That's one suppurating pustule of a parody. ;-)
DKTOS, but good read.
its pimply devine
D/led TOS. Not easy to pace IMO but great job there and also for varying/rhyming the lines that go "Where are my knife..". I had mild acne at 15, though no where near this level!
Hilarious, pacing was excellent. A+++
Thanx for the tips. I'll try and use them for my next parody. I liked yours it was really good. And you're right the pacing is real difficult. I've just started this whole parody business. SO I'm an amateur still. I've parodied two SOAD songs also. Although their not under the same name.
three #'s 5 , 5 , 5
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