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Song Parodies -> "Crooked Hillary"

Original Song Title:

"Countess Bathory"

Original Performer:

Venom

Parody Song Title:

"Crooked Hillary"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The "Crooked Hillary" meme has sailed strong across the pond. As a European parody writer I'm mostly following the presidential election in the US from such a meme-tic point of view - but whatever soundbites and vidbits that becomes flotsam and jetsam on our media shores are of course also fair game for my Muse.

A YouTube version of the original song (that probably in itself will be quite offensive to some people - be warned) can currently be found here.
White House and the Clinton pair alights the global cleft
Since a hast'ly vow on arms and Bernie exit' left
Bill of rights' an abscess in Hill's quenchless gravy throat
Come November everything she'll care about's your vote

Crooked Hillary
Crooked Hillary

All life long the Clintons have been greased with shameless deals
The lobbyists unzipped on Bill, Hill backed him up with spiel
But their liftetime thoroughfare have been all full of vice
And sidestepped rules and bridle paths that history's excised

Crooked Hillary
Crooked Hillary

Crooooked

Crooked Hillary
Crooked Hillary

Living with a has-been Bill's a hump upon her back
All those hotpants, all that queer, to old to kick his sack
Her POTUS call has drawn her out, she's playing down the hag
White House's just within her reach, but has she got the swag

Crooked Hillary
Crooked Hillary

© Peter Andersson. (Normally, when my Muse butts in on American politics like this, she gets something wrong - what did she miss this time?).

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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 29

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Rob Arndt - July 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey Peter, we're on the same page today concerning Hillary! 555!

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