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Song Parodies -> "Waterlogged"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Waterlogged"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This was for a while one of the candidates to be my 500th parody on Amiright but the local national weather that inspired the initial sketching got better and therefore I sailed into a different project.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
My, my, I'm liquid-drenched and I'm not on a bender
Oh yeah, cos all my body's spongy from the raining every day

The sky's been all ralphing on me
This summer's as wet as can be

Waterlogged - Trillions of droplets I'm wading through
Waterlogged - Please I don't want no more H20
Waterlogged - Clouds are all black from down here below
Waterlogged - Sobbing of millions' not helping, no
row-row-row-row
Waterlogged - Sun doesn't shine where I want it to

My, my, I might start build an ark if this goes longer
Oh yeah, in every street the mermaids dance
They're downtown girls tonight
If you think this place is a cruise
Come swash a mile here in my shoes

Waterlogged - Weather reporters, I think you blow
Waterlogged - Reed is the one thing I'll have to mow
Waterlogged - Mountebank plumbers gazumpin' dough
Waterlogged - Jackfish now mate in the overflow
row-row-row-row
Waterlogged - Dolphins tried' make me their b*tch, you know

I shudder and shiver and wheeze
My rowing boat flips when I sneeze

Waterlogged - Cats and dogs add to the undertow
Waterlogged - Foggy rhymes keeping this song afloat
row-row-row-row
Waterlogged - Drifting in torrents since weeks ago
Waterlogged - Soggy's my butt from the rate of flow
row-row-row-row
Waterlogged - Webbing has spread from my pinky toe

© Peter Andersson.

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Callmelennie - November 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Can never go wrong spoofing ABBA
Rob Arndt - November 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, ABBA was the best-selling band of the '70s and certainly better than latter Ace of Base! 555! I suggest you go watch "Muriel's Wedding" and "Mamma Mia" in that order. ;-)
Susanna Viljanen - December 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Looks like we're in a nasty weather. It's been like that too at the other side of the sea as well.

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