-> "Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing compares 2 U"
Parody Song Title:
"Nothing compares to (Klingon) Gagh"
The Lyrics
It´s been seven hours and fourty days
Since it blew my tounge away
I eat out every night since, anyway
Though my health´s in fast decay
Since my first plate I can taste whatever I want
I can eat refuse if I please
I´ll be late as dinner in a snotty restaurant
From chewing, from this slithering takeaway disease
Cos nothing´s as good
nothing´s as good as Gagh
I got such a treat at Worf´s Balls Inn
Blood and prunes and colon assault
Nothing can stop these borborygmi callings
Tell me baby, where´s the Targ in salt
I would put my lips around every dish I see
Could I only retain my urine
I went to the Doctor and guess what he gave me, guess what he gave me
He said man you better try to cut down, this much Inaprovaline
Will kill your spleen
But nothing´s as good
nothing´s as good as Gagh
All my faeces´ now have rotten covers, and my face´s blue
Most hairs´ gone, so is my weight
I know that crying like a baby won´t help me through
But I´m willing to take on another plate
Nothing´s as good
Nothing´s as good as Gagh
Nothing comes close
Nothing comes close to Gagh
Nothing compares
Nothings compares to Gagh
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