Song Parodies -> (You're 2/3 There) Orchs Are Scum Aplenty
| Original Song Title: | "Living On A Prayer" |
| Original Performer: | Bon Jovi |
| Parody Song Title: | "(You're 2/3 There) Orchs Are Scum Aplenty" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
This is the second part of my parody trilogy about the Lord of the Rings movie series. For best effect: Try to imagine LotR fans singing it while in the theater, watching the second movie for the umpteenth time.
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh...
Once upon an Age
Very long ago...
Boromir has fallen, he´s dead
Legolas is hot, and Frodo has fled
the "hood", for good
Aragorn´s been running all day
Gandalf´s pretty fly, he´s no longer gray
He´s white, he´ll fight
He says; we got to hold on, defend this land
It doesn´t make a difference that my blood´s in demand
We´ll back each other, that´s bloody grand
At Helm´s, we´re making a stand
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Orchs are scum aplenty
Toss the dwarf, you´ll make it I swear
Helm´s Deep, kill another twenty
Gimli got his axe and it flies
Now he´s chopping Orch, and he cuts'em down to size
his beard, Oh Merde!
Noone dreams of running away
They fight through the night, Orchs are shouting; "Die another day"
Make way
Walls are falling, fight now, defend your land
Gandalf´s gonna make it, with his magic at hand
You´ll meet each other, and Rohan´s band
At Helm´s, you´re making a stand
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Orchs are not that nifty
Crack their heads, it´s easy I swear
Helm´s Deep, kill another fifty
Split them for a threesome
You got to ride out, ready or not
You´ll die in this fight if that´s to be your lot
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Gandalf´s back with riders
Take the hint and you´ll get it I swear
Oh-oh, King to be is Strider
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Etc
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh...
Once upon an Age
Very long ago...
Boromir has fallen, he´s dead
Legolas is hot, and Frodo has fled
the "hood", for good
Aragorn´s been running all day
Gandalf´s pretty fly, he´s no longer gray
He´s white, he´ll fight
He says; we got to hold on, defend this land
It doesn´t make a difference that my blood´s in demand
We´ll back each other, that´s bloody grand
At Helm´s, we´re making a stand
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Orchs are scum aplenty
Toss the dwarf, you´ll make it I swear
Helm´s Deep, kill another twenty
Gimli got his axe and it flies
Now he´s chopping Orch, and he cuts'em down to size
his beard, Oh Merde!
Noone dreams of running away
They fight through the night, Orchs are shouting; "Die another day"
Make way
Walls are falling, fight now, defend your land
Gandalf´s gonna make it, with his magic at hand
You´ll meet each other, and Rohan´s band
At Helm´s, you´re making a stand
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Orchs are not that nifty
Crack their heads, it´s easy I swear
Helm´s Deep, kill another fifty
Split them for a threesome
You got to ride out, ready or not
You´ll die in this fight if that´s to be your lot
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Gandalf´s back with riders
Take the hint and you´ll get it I swear
Oh-oh, King to be is Strider
Oooh, you´re two thirds there
Etc
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Orchs?
Neminem: I´m not really sure how to interpret your question-marked comment. But the Orchs doing battle in the end of the second movie are of course the Super-Orchs (half Orchs, half Human, all Scum) known as Uruk-Hai. I´m using that word in the o-a-intro...
I'm pretty sure the comment was more on the spelling than on the species. Anyway...anyone who can work the word "merde" into a song lands themselves pretty high on my list...nice work...
And actually, the Uruk-hai are an Orc/Goblin hybrid...just FYI...
Looking through old comments. Yes, it was a spelling comment. I've never seen it spelled with an h at the end before. Uruk-Hai I'm pretty sure you spelled correctly, though ;-).
Neminem: Looking through old comments myself I saw this. I wrote these two parodies before I picked up the English spelling of Orcs. In the Swedish books and Swedish version of D&D that I used to read and play when I was younger it was, for some reason, spelled Orchs, and I didn´t reflect upon the difference at first. Arwen: Orc/Goblin. OK. Point taken.
IIRC there's one point in the book where someone (Legolas?) says "Yrch" when orcs turn up - it didn't surprise me to see it spelt with an h. Makes a good trilogy, Peter.
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