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Song Parodies -> "The Presidents Fix"

Original Song Title:

"Just One Fix"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ministry

Parody Song Title:

"The Presidents Fix"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen, itīs July 2003 and I give you... the resident, president of the United States... George Dubya:
Saddamīs been hiding away
Weapons of mass destruction
Maybe in Umm Qasr today
Gotta find the army action

Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Damn Hans Blix! Hans Blix, Hans Blix

Soldiers dying today
Fighting in a war for the nation
The American way
When looking for the confirmation

Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Damn Hans Blix! Hans Blix, Hans Blix

Fedayeens boarded a train
Heading for the Teheran gunmill
Joining with Al-Qaida to slay
Iīll make them see the light in the tunnel

Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
AND DAMN HANS BLIX!

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Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pre-Vote Tally: Another average close to 4s, exactly 4 for funny and overall to be precise and just below on pacing.

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