Song Parodies -> The Presidents Fix
| Original Song Title: | "Just One Fix" |
| Original Performer: | Ministry |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Presidents Fix" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
Ladies and Gentlemen, itīs July 2003 and I give you... the resident, president of the United States... George Dubya:
Saddamīs been hiding away
Weapons of mass destruction
Maybe in Umm Qasr today
Gotta find the army action
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Damn Hans Blix! Hans Blix, Hans Blix
Soldiers dying today
Fighting in a war for the nation
The American way
When looking for the confirmation
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Damn Hans Blix! Hans Blix, Hans Blix
Fedayeens boarded a train
Heading for the Teheran gunmill
Joining with Al-Qaida to slay
Iīll make them see the light in the tunnel
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
AND DAMN HANS BLIX!
Weapons of mass destruction
Maybe in Umm Qasr today
Gotta find the army action
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Damn Hans Blix! Hans Blix, Hans Blix
Soldiers dying today
Fighting in a war for the nation
The American way
When looking for the confirmation
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Damn Hans Blix! Hans Blix, Hans Blix
Fedayeens boarded a train
Heading for the Teheran gunmill
Joining with Al-Qaida to slay
Iīll make them see the light in the tunnel
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
Thatīs my fix, my fix, my fix
AND DAMN HANS BLIX!
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