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This is the most recent information about Ministry that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Ministry, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Band Name Origins:
- Al Jourgensen took the name from a movie called The Ministry of Fear. Submitted by: Ben
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Superfart" | "Supernaut" | hardrock |
| "Super Snot" | "Supernaut" | hardrock |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Every Day Is Halloween," | Not so, even if some dress like it were. | hardrock |
| "Jesus Built My HotRod," | No he didn't, someone else did! | hardrock |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "President Of What" | "New World Order," Ministry | Death |
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I'm Not An Effigy" | "Your Not An Effin G!" | Coolio |
| "Psalm 69" | "Heinz 57" | Agrimorfee |
| "Bad Blood" | "Bad Breath" | Drew Fuller |
| "Just One Fix" | "The Presidents Fix" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "Just One Fix" | "Just One Blix" | El DeRoblo |
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| The Angel | Victoria's Secret | Courtney |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Thieves | Police Burglary/Theft/Robbery Unit | Mr. Bill |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Personal Jesus Depeche Mode/Marilyn Manson | Jesus Built My Hot Rod The Ministry | Personal Jesus Built My Hot Rod | newrock |
| American Jesus Bad Religion | Jesus Built My Hot Rod The Ministry | American Jesus Built My Hot Rod He built, uhh, America! | newrock |
| Jesus Loves Me Traditional | Jesus Built My Hot Rod Ministry | Jesus Loves Me [He Built My Hot Rod] If that happened, more people would become Christians. | Eric Andrews |
| Destroy Mass Media Kompressor | Jesus Built My Hot Rod Ministry | Jesus, Destroy My Hot Rod! | Mekkanik |
| There are additional Ministry duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Last Sucker"
Misheard Lyrics: Last sucker go f*** her.
Original Lyrics: Last sucker, sorry f***er.
| "Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics: It's sodomy.
Original Lyrics: Which side are they?
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"Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Misheard Lyrics: Jesus was the devil.
Original Lyrics: Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
| "So What"
Misheard Lyrics: Now I know that I'm right
I'll kill them all if I like I'm a time bomb inside No one leaves until reason is delivered I'm ready to fight. Original Lyrics: Now I know what is right
I'll kill them all if I like I'm a time bomb inside No one listens to reason, it's too late And I'm ready to fight. |
| There are additional Ministry misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Hero"
Misheard Lyrics: French fries! French fries!
Original Lyrics: Goodbye! Goodbye!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Magnus I heard this ferocious description of a battle, sung in murky speed metal vocals. At the end of each verse, it sounds just like they were yelling for French fries to the beat. Hmm, wouldn't freedom fries have been better? |
| There are additional Ministry misheard stories available. | |
Funny Lyrics:
"Jesus Built My Hod Rod"
The Funny Lyrics: And the only thing for me to do
Was to randandang my diggydangdingdong Why They're Funny: This is from the spoken intro to the song. Gibby Haynes makes it sound like a really serious statement of intent.
Submitted by: Fletch
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"N.W.O."
The Repetitive Lyrics: A new world order
A new world order Why They're Repetitive: The fact that they sampled this off a George H.W. Bush soundbyte makes this that much more annoying.
Submitted by: newrock
| "Just One Fix"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Just one fix
Why They're Repetitive: One fix is all you need for a broken record.
Submitted by: newrock
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| There are additional Ministry repetitive lyrics available. | |
Made Up Words in Songs:
"Jesus Built My Hotrod"
The Made Up Words: Ding, dang, ling, ticky, donga, danga
Comments: Just some of the words Gibby Haynes uses in singing this with Ministry. Maybe that's why his current band is called Gibby Haynes and His Problem.
Submitted by: Luke Emia
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