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Album cover parody of The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste by Ministry
Parody album cover
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Band Name Origins:

  • Al Jourgensen took the name from a movie called The Ministry of Fear. Submitted by: Ben

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Superfart""Supernaut"hardrock
"Super Snot""Supernaut"hardrock

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Every Day Is Halloween,"Not so, even if some dress like it were.hardrock
"Jesus Built My HotRod,"No he didn't, someone else did!hardrock

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"President Of What""New World Order," MinistryDeath

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I'm Not An Effigy""Your Not An Effin G!"Coolio
"Psalm 69""Heinz 57"Agrimorfee
"Bad Blood""Bad Breath"Drew Fuller
"Just One Fix""The Presidents Fix"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"Just One Fix""Just One Blix"El DeRoblo

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
The AngelVictoria's SecretCourtney

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
ThievesPolice Burglary/Theft/Robbery UnitMr. Bill

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Personal Jesus
   Depeche Mode/Marilyn Manson
Jesus Built My Hot Rod
   The Ministry
Personal Jesus Built My Hot Rod
newrock
American Jesus
   Bad Religion
Jesus Built My Hot Rod
   The Ministry
American Jesus Built My Hot Rod
He built, uhh, America!
newrock
Jesus Loves Me
   Traditional
Jesus Built My Hot Rod
   Ministry
Jesus Loves Me [He Built My Hot Rod]
If that happened, more people would become Christians.
Eric Andrews
Destroy Mass Media
   Kompressor
Jesus Built My Hot Rod
   Ministry
Jesus, Destroy My Hot Rod!
Mekkanik
There are additional Ministry duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"The Last Sucker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last sucker go f*** her.
Original Lyrics:
Last sucker, sorry f***er.
"Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
Which side are they?
"Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus was the devil.
Original Lyrics:
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
"So What"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know that I'm right
I'll kill them all if I like
I'm a time bomb inside
No one leaves until reason is delivered
I'm ready to fight.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know what is right
I'll kill them all if I like
I'm a time bomb inside
No one listens to reason, it's too late
And I'm ready to fight.
There are additional Ministry misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
French fries! French fries!
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye! Goodbye!

Story about this misheard lyric by: Magnus

I heard this ferocious description of a battle, sung in murky speed metal vocals. At the end of each verse, it sounds just like they were yelling for French fries to the beat. Hmm, wouldn't freedom fries have been better?

There are additional Ministry misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Jesus Built My Hod Rod"
The Funny Lyrics:
And the only thing for me to do
Was to randandang my diggydangdingdong
Why They're Funny:
This is from the spoken intro to the song. Gibby Haynes makes it sound like a really serious statement of intent.
Submitted by: Fletch
 

Repetitive Lyrics:

"N.W.O."
The Repetitive Lyrics:
A new world order
A new world order
Why They're Repetitive:
The fact that they sampled this off a George H.W. Bush soundbyte makes this that much more annoying.
Submitted by: newrock
"Just One Fix"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Just one fix
Why They're Repetitive:
One fix is all you need for a broken record.
Submitted by: newrock
There are additional Ministry repetitive lyrics available.

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