Song Parodies -> Heinz 57
| Original Song Title: | "Psalm 69" |
| Original Performer: | Ministry |
| Parody Song Title: | "Heinz 57" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
(By tarnation, would you get yer butt over to the fridge and get the bottle of the delicious Heinz 57?)
(57!57!57!57!57!57!57!57!57!....)
(I think...I want mine...medium rare...) [4x]
(Fire! Bless Weber!)
(Please feed us! Please feed us!)[2x]
(And now it's time for us to light up the coal!)
Drinking down Buds and Heinies
Brushing the steaks with a glaze
My name is Billy Joe Colson
Grilling up meat is my game
That slab of beef ribs looks good to me
I'll smoke it with hickory chips
I want to suck off the BBQ sauce
That's stuck to my fingertips
(It's gettin' hot!...Hallejuah! Amen!)
Heinz 57! (Make some more!)
(I think...that my heartburn is acting up again) [4x]
(Fire! Bless Weber!)
(Please feed us! Please feed us!)[2x]
(Please feed us!)
I wanna cook up a whole pig roast
Oh Lord, I hope it don't rain
Or maybe I'll grill up the possum I killed
Last week at the Vets' Parade!
Poke that pig on a rotisserie
A beauty that can't be ignored!
Sign up with Sam's Club, we'll get all stocked
Come next summer, I'll grill 20 more!
(Hotter! Hotter! Hotter!...)
The way to succeed is the way to grill steaks
(SHADDUP!)
(57!57!57!57!57!57!57!57!57!....)
(I think...I want mine...medium rare...) [4x]
(Fire! Bless Weber!)
(Please feed us! Please feed us!)[2x]
(And now it's time for us to light up the coal!)
Drinking down Buds and Heinies
Brushing the steaks with a glaze
My name is Billy Joe Colson
Grilling up meat is my game
That slab of beef ribs looks good to me
I'll smoke it with hickory chips
I want to suck off the BBQ sauce
That's stuck to my fingertips
(It's gettin' hot!...Hallejuah! Amen!)
Heinz 57! (Make some more!)
(I think...that my heartburn is acting up again) [4x]
(Fire! Bless Weber!)
(Please feed us! Please feed us!)[2x]
(Please feed us!)
I wanna cook up a whole pig roast
Oh Lord, I hope it don't rain
Or maybe I'll grill up the possum I killed
Last week at the Vets' Parade!
Poke that pig on a rotisserie
A beauty that can't be ignored!
Sign up with Sam's Club, we'll get all stocked
Come next summer, I'll grill 20 more!
(Hotter! Hotter! Hotter!...)
The way to succeed is the way to grill steaks
(SHADDUP!)
Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee(OS lyrics-http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/ministry/93946.html)
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This one cooks....DKTO...but it reads as a great food parody...Gets my vote
DRTOS well enough to vote, but I must congratulate you on this. Ministry is not an easy band to parody.
3 Varieties of 5's!!
Sorry to misspell your name in my other parody mentioning you.
Red. don't sweat it...people seem to have a hard time with it, across the board. Why, I have no clue. :)
Thank you for NOT making this about Teresa or John.
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