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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ministry that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 26 misheard song lyrics for Ministry on amIright currently.

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"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
The eyes that vomit are the ones that are in love
Original Lyrics:
We ask if vermin are the ones that already learned
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
We ask the vermin for the ones that I relearn.
Original Lyrics:
We ask if vermin are the ones that already learned.
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get our views from what the funhouse mirrors authorize.
Original Lyrics:
We get our clues from the ones who thought up they will conquer us.
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brains, brains in butter!
Original Lyrics:
Breathe, breathe you f***er!
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
The raping of the lamb!
Original Lyrics:
The raping of the land
Only in West Virginia...
"Burning Inside" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of my face, I won't be gay!
Original Lyrics:
Get out of my face, and watch me die!
"Deity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes open
Anything you say goes.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes open
Empty as halos
"Deity"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got some cornbread and you say 'nose!'
He comes for me.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes open empty as halos
He comes for me.
"Deity"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just called Kermit and you say 'no!'
He comforts me.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes open empty as halos
He comes for me.
"Effigy (I'm Not An)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not on ephedrine.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not an effigy.
"Effigy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not an F-A-G.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not an effigy.
"Effigy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in leprosy
(I'm not in leprosy)
No, ho.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not an effigy
(I'm not an effigy)
No, ho.
"Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
French fries! French fries!
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye! Goodbye!
"Jesus Built My Hot Rod" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus was the devil.
Original Lyrics:
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
"Jesus" adds: "The liner notes say, "Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil". But if you listen to the song, it is absolutely clear that that is not what they are saying. They are saying, "Jesus was the devil". They just didn't want to print that as the official lyrics. But it's absolutely clear, and the number of syllables is different." [Ed.'s note: When I checked out 'Psalm 69' from the library, the intro did say "Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil". But on the video for "Jesus Built My Hot Rod", I thought I heard the blasphemous lyric you are referring to. I don't know if Ministry cut a cleaner version of 'Psalm 69' for Walmart or not. The controversy continues!]
"Jesus Built My Hot Rod" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus was the devil
Original Lyrics:
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
"Just One Fix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Adjust my face
Original Lyrics:
Just one fix
"Just One Fix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like pigs.
Original Lyrics:
Just one fix.
"Just One Fix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never bust a junkie.
Original Lyrics:
Never trust a junkie.
"Lay Lady Lay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay like you like
Lay with a big brass turd.
Original Lyrics:
Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed.
"So What"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know that I'm right
I'll kill them all if I like
I'm a time bomb inside
No one leaves until reason is delivered
I'm ready to fight.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know what is right
I'll kill them all if I like
I'm a time bomb inside
No one listens to reason, it's too late
And I'm ready to fight.
"Stigmata" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah-chooing on glass
Original Lyrics:
I'm chewing on glass.
"The Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
These days, I'm alive.
Original Lyrics:
He's dead, I'm alive.
"The Last Sucker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last sucker go f*** her.
Original Lyrics:
Last sucker, sorry f***er.
"Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breath fire!
Original Lyrics:
Thieves, liars!
"Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
Which side are they?
"Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toothpaste, bastard and ??
Original Lyrics:
Two-faced bastards and syncophants

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