Song Parodies -> Bad Breath
| Original Song Title: | "Bad Blood" |
| Original Performer: | Ministry |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bad Breath" |
| Parody Written by: | Drew Fuller |
Whats Ripe?!
Did you brush?...and dont
you lie!
We've looked for answers in that sweet and sour
garlic spice!
Im going to vomit with this rancid stench
of death!
Thats not B.O!..
Its just bad bad breath!
Just bad bad breath!
Whats Ripe?!
Deodorize!When you get close up the vapors
slowly begin to burn out our eyes!Toothpaste
and rinse can never cost too much to buy!
And theres an odor!
Theres bad breath!
Do you remember its name?
Do you remember a stain?
Do you remember which food was to blame?
(Bad breath!)
Was it something you ate?
Did you eat too much?
Do you surrender your teeth to the brush?
(Bad breath!)
Whats Ripe?!
He's finally realized!-how
much brushing and flossing
can really improve your social life!
In steady circles and go easy on the gums!
The clock is ticking!-
for bad breath!
Do you remember its name?
Do you remember a stain?
Do you remember which food was to blame?
(Bad breath!)
Was it something you ate?
Did you eat too much?
Do you surrender your teeth to the brush?
(Bad bad breath!)
Did you brush?...and dont
you lie!
We've looked for answers in that sweet and sour
garlic spice!
Im going to vomit with this rancid stench
of death!
Thats not B.O!..
Its just bad bad breath!
Just bad bad breath!
Whats Ripe?!
Deodorize!When you get close up the vapors
slowly begin to burn out our eyes!Toothpaste
and rinse can never cost too much to buy!
And theres an odor!
Theres bad breath!
Do you remember its name?
Do you remember a stain?
Do you remember which food was to blame?
(Bad breath!)
Was it something you ate?
Did you eat too much?
Do you surrender your teeth to the brush?
(Bad breath!)
Whats Ripe?!
He's finally realized!-how
much brushing and flossing
can really improve your social life!
In steady circles and go easy on the gums!
The clock is ticking!-
for bad breath!
Do you remember its name?
Do you remember a stain?
Do you remember which food was to blame?
(Bad breath!)
Was it something you ate?
Did you eat too much?
Do you surrender your teeth to the brush?
(Bad bad breath!)
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