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Song Parodies -> "Wankers today, bah!"

Original Song Title:

"Anchors aweigh"

Original Performer:

Wax

Parody Song Title:

"Wankers today, bah!"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

When my generation was young us dudes had to bike miles and miles through the wind and the hail and the snow just to buy porn magazines. Maybe I'm just a grumpy old man these days, but here's a song contrasting those horrible old ways to the now.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Eighteen, I'd never get porn at home
Took long trips to stock nudity
The net, has a million girls or more
Just a click, and their picks are free

You don't know, how it was in the day
When there was a limit' supply, of porn to buy
We need' go outside
Just to start a page 3 fapping

Wankers today, bah!
Wanking away
Porn's a buffet, now
Easy as day

On great days, we found mags on the ground
Page 3s, outta The Sun
As old men, enriched by that olden porn
We are cockeyed, over what has come

Young jerks, can tap on their fingerboards
And 'less the internet's down, go surf around
And while sitting down
Just initiate a fapping

Wankers today, bah!
Wanking away
Porn's a buffet, now
Easy as day

Wankers today, bah!
Wanking away
Porn's a buffet, now
Easy as day

© Peter Andersson.

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