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Song Parodies -> "Love and Profits, Part 2"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Love and Profits, Part 2"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Welcome back Hoomans, I can see that youŽve brought some friends to let them hear me expand on my Ferengi insights about love and life. Thank you! For that you will all get the 47:th drink free tonight.
Love and profits, love and profits
I can deal with both inside my office
This I tell you Worf, man:
You donŽt date seven as an orphan

Love and money, love and money
That makes syzygies like bees to honey
This I tell you poor broŽ
For Christmas you will get no Ho-Ho

Try, try, try to just embrace their assimilation
Probe, the, Borg, and youŽll resist their emancipation

Love and booty, love and booty
That should be a CaptainŽs only duty
That I told the Xindi
(Though Mork did get it free from Mindy)



To be continued...
© Peter Andersson. A syzygy is the astronomical term for an alignment of (at least) three heavenly bodies.

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Agrimorfee - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Strange but clever.
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Five shazbots.

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