Everywhere I look I see her thighs
Her nipple-rings and eyes
Though she had kept me working for so long
Now it has all gone wrong
It was a fact, she´d gotten rather maimed
Playing this old game
And as morning broke my precious blew apart
Worse than a Blazing Saddles fart

She´s inflatable, she blew up in my face
She´s inflatable, she never marked my pace
I can never fill the hole she leaves
With all I got
She was inflatable
Undebatable

Dames like these all men should have indeed
No hard-block PMS
A crotch to gently cover all his needs
With no press SMS
She´s covered with a texture like a minx
I´ve worn down all my kinks
Just as dawning broke my true love fell apart
And now my needle cannot dart

She´s inflatable, now latex in my hands
She´s inflatable, and helped me with my glands
I can never fill the hole she leaves
With all I got
She was inflatable
And unrateable
Yeah

(I´m gonna cry now...)

She´s inflatable (Was inflatable)
A pole that I could scratch
She´s inflatable (Was inflatable)
A rubbers perfect match
I can never fill the hole she leaves
With all I got
She was inflatable (Was inflatable)
And never turned me down
She´s inflatable (Was inflatable)
Now all that´s left´s her gown
I can never fill the hole she leaves
With all I got
She´s inflatable
Age undatable
She´s inflatable
My baby´s inflatable
She´s inflatable