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Song Parodies -> "She Was Inflatable"

Original Song Title:

"Vulnerable"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roxette

Parody Song Title:

"She Was Inflatable"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

For the sake of pacing: She´s = "She was" on all occasions in this parody that started out as a whatfreaks project but has been cleaned up the further it has proseeded.
Everywhere I look I see her thighs
Her nipple-rings and eyes
Though she had kept me working for so long
Now it has all gone wrong
It was a fact, she´d gotten rather maimed
Playing this old game
And as morning broke my precious blew apart
Worse than a Blazing Saddles fart

She´s inflatable, she blew up in my face
She´s inflatable, she never marked my pace
I can never fill the hole she leaves
With all I got
She was inflatable
Undebatable

Dames like these all men should have indeed
No hard-block PMS
A crotch to gently cover all his needs
With no press SMS
She´s covered with a texture like a minx
I´ve worn down all my kinks
Just as dawning broke my true love fell apart
And now my needle cannot dart

She´s inflatable, now latex in my hands
She´s inflatable, and helped me with my glands
I can never fill the hole she leaves
With all I got
She was inflatable
And unrateable
Yeah

(I´m gonna cry now...)

She´s inflatable (Was inflatable)
A pole that I could scratch
She´s inflatable (Was inflatable)
A rubbers perfect match
I can never fill the hole she leaves
With all I got
She was inflatable (Was inflatable)
And never turned me down
She´s inflatable (Was inflatable)
Now all that´s left´s her gown
I can never fill the hole she leaves
With all I got
She´s inflatable
Age undatable
She´s inflatable
My baby´s inflatable
She´s inflatable
© Peter Andersson

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John Barry - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Congratulations. My love-doll parody got rejected.
Dee Range - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Mine too
The Thought Police - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This looks like a job for Duct Tape ! 555 !
K1chyd - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! That can happen to the best (part) of us. :-)
Scotty J - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Haha you are so funny! :D

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