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Song Parodies -> "Gay King Kong"

Original Song Title:

"King Kong Song"

Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Gay King Kong"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

There are some things I just don't understand, for one I don't understand why anyone would pay hard earned money to go and see a movie about two cowboys turning gay. I also don't understand how the director of such a flick could get an Oscar ahead of Peter Jackson and "King Kong", but apparently the jury thought it was an inferior accomplishment to direct a rampant, oversized, maneating gorilla compared to directing two shepherding, limpwristed, maneating cowboys. Anyway, what I do understand is that PJ needs to take "King Kong" back to the cutting room and make a remake of his remake, directly aimed for the politically correct parts of the jury, if for nothing else just as an attempt to scare them straight!
Well I was looking at the Oscars on the TV last night
Then I had very PC notion, yeah
I really had to write a song about it
And if made and presented for the jury at hand
Sure you know that jury's gonna like it, yeah
(Although that normal people's gonna shun it)

Just make a back door upsurge filler
A big black gay gorilla

You make a gay King Kong and the prize will come along
Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong
Go do a gay King Kong, let the monkey get it on
Add some winning heat 'fore the monkey's embalmed
That is my advice, make a gay King Kong

Now you could make a movie with a scream queen in lace
And for sure you made her climb the steeple, yeah
Tattoos done well and scream queen turns to drag queen!
And when they get together, let them have a good time
Don't forget to add a ton of muzak, yeah
'Cos what you'll sell on screen is kinda kinky

Don't let his **** hang down
And waddle all around
Make a bully back door filler
A ballet poof gorilla

You make a gay King Kong as a brokeback tagalong
Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong
Go do a gay King Kong, the jury'll come along
You will see them buy the ol' monkey like johns
Then there'll be much praise for a gay King Kong

Make him make out with Godzilla
Your big black gay gorilla

You make a gay King Kong and the prize will come along
Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong
Go do a gay King Kong, suck up to the bon ton
That's what makes them have their own monkey prolonged
Get the pregnant chads, make a gay King Kong

You make a gay King Kong and the prize will come along
Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong
Go do a gay King Kong, see the jury come as one
Don't forget to use "the banana boat song"
Heed to my advice, make a gay King Kong
© Peter Andersson.

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AFW - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious idea, combination, and content....Primates would come out of their prehistoric closets to see this...
Larry Hensley - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done, funny
Rick C - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
"Make him make out with Godzilla" cracked me up. Excellent idea and execution of it, Peter. 555
Peter Andersson - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx AFW, Larry and Rick! :-)

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