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Song Parodies -> "They Gotta Find Hussein"

Original Song Title:

"Beat The Clock"

Original Performer:

Sparks

Parody Song Title:

"They Gotta Find Hussein"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This parody is meant to be funny and descriptive, not funny and political, though I guess some lines could be interpreted that way. The main line of the original song is repeated almost all the time, but since this is a text parody I thought it would be more readable with a suitable amount of restraint in that area. I hope you like it.
They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein
They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein
They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein
They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein

War did start a little premature
Bush just couldn´t wait no more
Had no time to wait for Blix
Goodbye Saddam and your nix
Pics-tricks-fix-no-UN-mix

They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein
They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein

Entered Basra did the Brits
Didn´t show to be the pits
Saddam´s army, they did split
Baghdad-Bob he had a fit
Is that to be called legit?

They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein
They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein

Well, they´ve searched everyplace there is
They´ve looked everywhere there is
And it was a parti pris
To make him an ex-exist
Look, they even caught Aziz!
Time to call an exorcist!

They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein
They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein

Well, we heard there is lots of him
Stand-in actors to the brim
Stiff lips there are they too slim?
Biopsies are looking dim
Maybe it´s a phantom limb?

They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein
They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein

Too bad that the French ain´t there
They know how to handle queer
Oral combat they adhere
Oz and Denmark mostly cheers
Germans´ home and drinking beer

They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein

Well, they´ve searched everything there is
They´ve looked everywhere there is
And it was a parti pris
To make him an ex-exist
Look, they even caught Aziz!
Time to call an exorcist!

They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein
They gotta find Hussein, they gotta find Hussein

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