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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Know (the Truth Is Out There)"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Go"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Know (the Truth Is Out There)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I wanted to make this an X-files (or maybe even XXX-files) parody - but really it's just an ordinary Amiright story about ETs and buttprobing (and don't ask me what happened to the cows in line two, maybe I'll milk that side story further some other time).

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Last night I was nabbed by aliens
There was me, some cows...
and God I need a drink!
Gotta wipe out
All those memories inappropriate
Like you know; some ET rectal fingering
How I freaked out

That was me
An abductee

I-I-I was all pro-o-obed every way-ay-ay
In a UFO at night
Ay, ay, ay! All the thro-o-oes
And the hu-u-urt
From the probing up my hind, oh God...

I-I-I had been sco-o-oped from the high-high-way
Lifted to the sky in flight
Why, why, why, will they co-o-ome
All this way-ey-ey
For this probing of mankind, God...

Last night, lifted from my pickup truck
Was a green man flipping me to backside up...
Gotta drink up
I've been told there's no such aliens
Maybe they're Obamacare physicians?
Cos I blacked out!

That was muh
Mile high degree
At age fifty

I-I-I had my mo-o-on in the ae-ae-air
In a UFO last night
Ay, ay, ay! All the thro-o-oes
And the hu-u-urt
From the probing up my hind, oh God...

I-I-I was so do-o-oped I still swae-ae-ay
As I'm drinking here tonight
Why, why, why, did they co-o-ome
All this way-ey-ey
For some probing from behind, God...

Was released (In my sleep)
So I perceive (No mind delete)
Was it a dream? (My hind's still green)
Still green, still green, still green, green, green, green

Repeat chorus

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - January 19, 2018 - Report this comment
This was X-Files-cellent! Nothing alien about your talent on this one! I wish you didn’t do the “repeat chorus” bit and kept it going because I wanted more but oh well...
Agrimorfee - January 19, 2018 - Report this comment
This parody wasn't a pain in the ass to read.
Jeff Reuben - January 19, 2018 - Report this comment
The X-Files meets South Park Season 1! I really liked the title sub when you first announced it, and you didn't let us down!
Peter Andersson - January 20, 2018 - Report this comment
@ Matthias: I've now solved for the last chorus! The solution was there in front of my eyes all the time - the cows, the side story of the cows - here's what happened to them:

I-I-I and the co-o-ows found our-se-e-elves
In a crop circled twilight
I-I-I took them ho-o-ome
I'm not sma-a-art
But to animals I'm kind

I-I-I spent some do-o-ough on some hay-ay-ay
And they gave me milk alright
Ay-ay-ay, but I kno-o-ow
For the desse-e-ert
We'll be M.I.Bs bovines
Oh God...

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