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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Too Happy Dr Phil"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Only Happy When It Rains"

Original Performer:

Garbage

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Too Happy Dr Phil"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I'm not too happy Dr Phil
I'm not too happy, wish I was sedated
I think your show sucks, don't appreciate it
I'm not too happy Dr Phil

You know I hope you are a passing fad
The way your chrome dome shines it makes me mad
I'm not too happy Dr Phil

Poor advisory man, poor advisory, man you suck
Poor advisory man, poor advisory, man you suck

I'm not too happy Dr Phil
I feel as bad as Britney's baby son
Just slightly happier than caught King Kong
I'm not too happy Dr Phil

I never swing or have a lark
My closest friend is a guy called Joe Black
I didn't accidentally kick the cat
I'm not too happy Dr Phil

Incomprehensible's how much you blow
I'll keep complaining 'bout your sucky show
I'm not too happy Dr Phil

Poor advisory man
(Poor advisory man)
Poor advisory man, you suck
(Poor advisory man)
Poor advisory man
(Poor advisory man)
Poor advisory, man you suck
(Poor advisory man)
Poor advisory man
(Poor advisory man)
Poor advisory man, you suck
(Poor advisory man)
Poor advisory man
(Poor advisory man)

Your show keeps me company
I'm glued here in my chair

I'm not too happy Dr Phil
My anger management is this confession
Your psychiatricks is a (beep) profession
I'm not too happy Dr Phil

(Poor advisory man, you suck)
I'm not too happy Dr Phil


Repeat Chorus
(Until the orderlies comes with your straightjacket and pills)
© Peter Andersson.

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DKTOS? - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found the original song here:

www.eng.uwaterloo.ca/~eashari/ImOnlyHappyWhenItRains.mp3
Michael Pacholek - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Dr. Phil won't like this, but who cares what he thinks? Fives all the way.
AFW - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with your Phil-osophy
.... - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
555, I love this parody. Ohhh I hate Dr Phil too! My grandma watches his show, so she is brainwashed to think Myspace.com is evil (Thats why I don't have a Myspace and all my friends do.) And not grandma thinks she is Dr Phil, and tries to diagnose me with whatever the people on his show that day have. Damn you Dr Phil. This parody is great. I want to kick Dr Phil in his bald head. Thank you Dr Phil for brainwashing my grandma, may you be raped by mad goats.
... - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I did not write the above comment, but I do detest Doctor Phil.
Ellipsis - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
The person who wrote "P.S. I am a retard" is in imposter.
Hugh G. Rexion - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, imposter, could you impersonate me next?
Hugh G. Rexion - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, imposter, after your done impersonating me, can you bury me alive?
The Ugly Fat Guy From Mission Impissible - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
K.Y.L.E., is that you again?
Vice President dip Cheney - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
All right you two, cut it out.

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