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Song Parodies -> "Bicycle Crash"

Original Song Title:

"Bicycle Race"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Bicycle Crash"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

God didn't hesitate many hours to take Sir Bob Geldof up on his Live 8 request to give the G8 World leaders assembled at Scottish country club Gleneagles a "Final Push". Maybe it was the additional strong Highland winds, maybe it was power intoxication, maybe it was just too much speed, but whatever it was President Bush wasn't prepared for the push when it came and with his bicycle he ran down a police officer. The word has gotten out about it, so apparently British Secrete Service does work, but as an AmIright representative on the Astral Plane I've gotten the very first exclusive interview with the unconscious officer, one of the Queen's finest.
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
He went to ride a bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
He went to ride a bicycle
He went to ride a bike
He went to ride a bicycle
He went to ride and mount a strike

He said Gee! I said 8
He said park, I said gate
He said lark, I said Hey man!
Cause was never your scene
And you don't like small scars

He said Cop! I said brake!
He said God! Give me a break
He said Lord, I said Christ
You could have aimed for all your peers
Or London Games in seven years
Yet you had to go an'

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
You came to ride a bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
You came to ride a bicycle
You came to ride a bike
You came to ride a bicycle
You came to ride a...

Bicycle crash it has happened, and how!
So forget all your duties right now!
Fat bottomed cat! No more biking today
And look out for Martinis, Okey!?
In this park's, no one, to...

Bicycle crash, bicycle crash, bicycle crash
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I will allow no...
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle crash!

When he spoke, I saw veins
He said John? I saw pains
Top dog, I say cool it man
You sure cannot be the President of America!
He said bring, out the scotch
And this here's, my watch
Income tax, you'll pay Swiss
I don't wanna make this candid date my
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanted do was...

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I went to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I went to ride my bicycle
I went to ride my bike
I went to ride my bicycle
I went to ride and mount a strike
© Peter Andersson. (I don't know if the officer really was unconscious or not, that part and what follows from it is artistic license here).

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Rick C - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Poor old dubya. It was probably a girls bike and, that's what confused him....5s
Red Ant - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Bush is now assaulting police with bicycles?
Peter Andersson - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant and Others: Here's a short take in English about this story that was pretty high up in the Swedish Papers (before the boms in London that is):

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/07/06/bush.bike/index.html
Red Ant - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I see our steerless leader bikes again. Good jump on the news story Peter.
Stuart McArthur - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
gee, it would be great if you or someone could animate this idea, Peter - 555
Dominic L. - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, I'm giving you 5's. But I wish you could have changed the chorus more. I kow, it's a hard thing to change.
Peter Andersson - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Dominic: I like to do that (change the chorus) but here it was harder than usual, especially since the word ”bicycle” was/is centripetal. The upside was that by going that way I could finish the whole thing in about two hours (equalling my fastest time for something I’m not ashamed of).

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