-> "Bicycle Crash"
Original Song Title:
"Bicycle Race"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bicycle Crash"
The Lyrics
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
He went to ride a bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
He went to ride a bicycle
He went to ride a bike
He went to ride a bicycle
He went to ride and mount a strike
He said Gee! I said 8
He said park, I said gate
He said lark, I said Hey man!
Cause was never your scene
And you don't like small scars
He said Cop! I said brake!
He said God! Give me a break
He said Lord, I said Christ
You could have aimed for all your peers
Or London Games in seven years
Yet you had to go an'
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
You came to ride a bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
You came to ride a bicycle
You came to ride a bike
You came to ride a bicycle
You came to ride a...
Bicycle crash it has happened, and how!
So forget all your duties right now!
Fat bottomed cat! No more biking today
And look out for Martinis, Okey!?
In this park's, no one, to...
Bicycle crash, bicycle crash, bicycle crash
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I will allow no...
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle crash!
When he spoke, I saw veins
He said John? I saw pains
Top dog, I say cool it man
You sure cannot be the President of America!
He said bring, out the scotch
And this here's, my watch
Income tax, you'll pay Swiss
I don't wanna make this candid date my
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanted do was...
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I went to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I went to ride my bicycle
I went to ride my bike
I went to ride my bicycle
I went to ride and mount a strike
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