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Song Parodies -> "The Quarantine 2.0 Plans Song"

Original Song Title:

"Lock Myself Away"

Original Performer:

Rick Parfitt

Parody Song Title:

"The Quarantine 2.0 Plans Song"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Possibly right in time for the next wave of Covid - here's a finally completed parody idea of mine from phase one.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I cannae take no more, set off out to sea
I'll leave the shore, with Covid chasin' me
I'm gonna bring some food and a calming flask of tea

I'm gonna sit around, like a castaway
I'm no good sailing so I might just drift away
I'm gonna clean my schedule, nil's the order of the day

I'm gonna change the ways an' diets that sustain me
I'm gonna join the whales, singing to the sea
If I'm to drift out on the ocean while I'm nappy
You can wave goodbye to me

I'll be engulfed in surviving day to day
I'll fish for sardines an' I'll spin in hurricanes
But maybe cocaine blocks come a-driftin' up my way

Then I'll return to shore, rich out on the sea
I'll leave the wrack, a fortune chasin' me
I'm gonna sell the drugs an' then buy a yacht or three

I'm gonna change the olden habbits that amused me
I'm gonna write a book devoid of letter b
I bet you thought I'd buy a harem and be kinky
Ain't the way to go for me

I'll bid Covid farewell, sipping lemonade
I'll bid Covid farewell, sipping lemonade
I'll bid Covid farewell, sipping lemonade
As I sail away
I'll bid Covid farewell, sipping lemonade

© Peter Andersson.

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Remy - July 28, 2020 - Report this comment
If you go out on the ocean across the USA,
And you're wearing your swim shirt cuz of your scrawny weight,
Well, you just might notice the police in your wake,
Cuz it's illegal to be surfing in the USA.

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