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Song Parodies -> "Where's The Glove?"

Original Song Title:

"You're In Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ratt

Parody Song Title:

"Where's The Glove?"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I will only say three things here: This parody is not about O.J Simpson! The original song must be one of the best songs that I missed in the 80s but it goes at 146.05 BPM/SPM (Steps Per Minute) so I'm making up for that now by using it as a warm-up song when running. The new lyrics are a bit repetitive, but wouldn't you too be in the described situation?
You checked my backdoor outlet pain
You crammed my whiskered slot
You stroked my prostate
Where's the glove?

You followed routines one by one
I'm only doing number one
You aimed to fix me, make my stool alright
I let you up my no-man shrine

You stroked my prostate, where's the glove?
I know I'm tight but where's the glove?

Your hand is brown, is that from me?
I'm the one who's buggered, I ain't pleased!

Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?

You made me bend and fisted lots
You're like them airport cops
You followed routines one by one
I let you up my no-man shrine

You stroked my prostate, where's the glove?
I know I'm tight but where's the glove?

Your hand is brown, is that from me?
I'm the one who's buggered, I ain't pleased!

Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?

Your hand is brown (Hand is brown)
Is that from me? (Is that from me?)
Your hand is brown (Hand is brown)
I'm the one who's buggered, I ain't pleased!

Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?
(You checked my backdoor outlet pain)
Where's the glove?
(You crammed my whiskered slot)
Where's the glove?
(You followed routines one by one)
Where's the glove?
(Still only doing number one)
Where's the glove?
(Nowhere in sight man!)
Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?
Where's the glove?
Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Tommy Turtle - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Those airport cops are getting worse every day... 555, and the OJ Simpson version is a great idea! ...hope to see it.
Jack Wilson - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Remidns me of the Family Guy ep where Peter thinks he;s been raped after a prostate exam and files a lawsuit. 5s
Peter Andersson - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Tommy and Jack: Thanks for checking it out. :-)

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