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Song Parodies -> "Oldsters Keep Swinging On My Club"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.J Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Oldsters Keep Swinging On My Club"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

CPAP is pronounced See-Paep. A medical abbreviation for Continous Positive Airway Pressure. A piece of ICU equipment for people who can't breathe themselves.
Oldsters keep swinging on my club
I'm taking advantage but stop calling me a slob
Baby, don't you bitch
'Cos, oldsters keep swinging on my club
And I charge them

I'm just providing some geriatric fun
So don't say you do not like the way things here are done
Look at all the dough
From, oldsters that swings upon my club
And I charge them

They're having fun, you know
Though stuff they use to tip me, is quite slipp'ry
XXL thongs and LSD from days more hippie

Oldsters keep swinging on my club
As they're getting down I'm charging 50 for a rub
Credit's not allowed
'Cos, I can't be sure that they have social secur'ty
And they are old
Though some have teeths o' gold

And homemade bongs or Mescaline from days more hippie

Oldsters keep swinging on my club
I'm making a fortune from the 02 CPAP hub
Whining's not for these
Folks, they're never gonna stop to flip off the reaper
As long's they're still
Able to cop a feel
Peter Andersson

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DKTOS? - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Some guy likes it so much that he has made it background music on his website:
http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~jk144500/esp/selfassessment.htm
Johnny D - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This CPAP patient says 555 centimeters for this song about things "from days more hippie" !
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny: I had your Gandalf picture, earlier mentioning of being a CPAP patient, and the smoking sceen in LotR part 1 in the back of my mind when I tried to imagine the male part clientel for this club. Also, you didn't miss the alternative interpretation of "club", did you? The welcomed clientel there though would be strictly female. :-)
Johnny D - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
My "555 centimeters" doesn't necessarily refer to a fictional CPAP prescription, K1chyd, heh heh heh.... ;-)
Know - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I should have known that no alternative interpretation goes by the eye of Johnny D. BTW: I've figured out your secret now; that enormous... creativity most come from running your CPAP equipment far beyond the red marker. What's your saturation level? 555%? :-)

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