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Song Parodies -> "In The Mouth Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"In The Air Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"In The Mouth Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

It appears that we in the western civilization are now so easily bored out of our skulls that there has come to be an emerging market for toothbrushes that plays a little tune or a pop song while we're using them. Word of mouth you might say but it's true, the company selling them is called Hasbro and you can read about this sonorous product here: www.hasbro.com/toothtunes

Now personally I've always advocated that toothpaste should come in whiskey flavour (that would make an oral majority brush longer) so I find this idea really euphonious. This parody is my panegyric about it!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz7gajAb2ww
I can hear it humming in the mouth tonight, with chords
And I've been waiting for this gadget all my life, oh chords
I can feel it cleaning out my mouth and tongue, from fudge, an' stuff

Well, if you tell me you have tartar
I have a cure at hand
And teeth decay's no more my friend
If we can get this new thing in demand

Cast a glare if you like good stuff made
I'd made this fast my own devise
An' with a smile on my chin, I worked my way in
And bid all my plaque goodbye

I can hear it humming in the mouth tonight, with chords
I've been waiting for this toothbrush all my life, oh chords
I can feel the caries that dies tonight, by chords, by chords

Well, I remember - gingivitis, but blurry
How all my mouth was beset, I had bad slime, the last time, I did forget
So I've gum to reason that I must keep on brushing up
It has wowed me
My teeth doesn't glow, and the plaque doesn't grow
I'm now stranger to Listerine

I can hear it humming in the mouth tonight, with chords
I've been waiting for this fang-fix all my life, oh chords
I can hear it in the mouth tonight, with chords, with chords
I've now dental regulation without strife, to chords

I can feel it foaming in the mouth alright, to chords
I've been waiting for this gizmo all my life, oh chords
I can feel it in the mouth tonight, to chords, to chords
It's the best oralization says my wife, oh Lord, oh Lord
© Peter Andersson.

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Adam Eccleshall - March 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Great stuff :) I can't help but feel this would make a great replacement for the OS on the Cadbury's chocolate advert with the gorilla-drummer...
alvin - March 08, 2008 - Report this comment
unique theme...i dug it
Tim Hall - March 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Be careful - Procter and Gamble might take you up on this one.
Jason - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was funny. I liked it.
tomario - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe they could use this to market the tooth brush! I thought you may have used "chords" to much and maybe should have used an alternative word. But i liked on the whole. (i don't mean the toothbrushon my hole) lol
Agrimorfee - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What an unusual idea...this is a hard tune to parody well due to the repetiveness (mine is no better, but there is a purpose to it!), but this was OK.
Max Power - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah WWE
Red Ant - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Let me be the first to commend you for resisting the obvious whatfreaks direction you could have taken with this parody, heh heh. Toothbrushes that have ringtones... I thought you were joking until I saw that website. We ought to record this and use it as a ringtone - much better than Hannah Montana or Ashley Tisdale. Whiskey flavored toothpaste? Ask and you shall receive:

http://www.toothpasteworld.com/partystore.htm
Matthias - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmmm... "In the mouth" eh? Isn't that what she said... (Immature laughter). But seriously dude this was good, the dentist theme is a bit done, but this was still a jolly good parody my man.
Guy - April 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Mar08) Yeah - whisky flavored toothpaste. I can see me getting stopped for speeding on the way to work due to running late trying to pass a roadside sobriety test. Funny idea, Peter. And why is it that drunk people cannot recite the alphabet? I may have to get drunk once just to see if it works but I'll hide my car keys first and do it at home. I like your idea and my wife thinks Swedes are funny maybe because she is half Swedish.
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I think I'd give the whisky-flavoured toothpaste a miss... and I was expecting a very different subject matter when I saw the title. Still, beautifully-worked and the occasional double-entendre to leave a smile on the face :-)
Jack Wilson - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thats what she said...UHHH AWESOME PARODY! 5S
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A parody about toothbrushes that make music? Now I've seen everything (though Agri will probably prove me wrong, knowing him ;P)! Very well done, Peter1
Invisible Boy - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny idea here. I liked it and the last line made me show my teeth with laughter.
Mikey Squirrel - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- Great parody, Peter. Now just record it so people can hear it while brushing their teeth!
McKludge - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - Ahh, the early days of Phil Collins, before he started to suck. Now, if they can make my razor start playing "Shaving Cream" then maybe I'll buy.
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
One of my favorite karaoke songs, and you did a fantastic job with the rhyme scheme and pacing. My only slight quibble is it should be "Tooth Decay's" as tooth decay is a disease and thus shouldn't be plural, but VERY SMALL thing, if sang would be easily corrected, fan as always.

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