-> "If I Could Write For Magazines I Subscribe To"
Original Song Title:
"If I Could Make A Living"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"If I Could Write For Magazines I Subscribe To"
The Lyrics
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
I'd be in Rubber Duck an' in Neural Goo
I would be in Wax Your Nose an' in Stiletto Shoes
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
Nearly every month when 'round the paycheck comes
I'm punching my head to the wall
Grinding my teeth over lack of bucks
Thinking I might buy the farm
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
I'd be in Triple X-files an' Bugbear Zoo
I would be in My Quaalude an' Hieroglyphic News
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
I would work all day from right here at home
More than that 8 to 5
And never would I rip my hair no more
When I'm stuck on some bad rhyme
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
I'd be a regular in Tattoo Taboo
I would be in Pimp Your Parents an' in Brewski Dude
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
I'd be a nosy columnist for Sniffing Glue
I'd be milking out the dough from Cows You Can Pursue
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
If I could write for magazines I subscribe to
I'd work my way to editor of Loving Ewe
I'd be bonking in the barn and bank on what I do
But I can just write ditties and this one is through.
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