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Song Parodies -> "(I'm gonna) Bang your mom!"
Original Song Title:
"Bang to rights"
Original Performer:
Motörhead
Parody Song Title:
"(I'm gonna) Bang your mom!"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Credit to where credit's due - this one was kinda inspired by the similarly named song by fellow parodist Immoral Liberal about a week ago.
Intro: Them young playas be thinking it's easy handlin' a coupla teen gals. Bah humbug! I tells ya just wait 'til they get older an' have to juggle them divorced MILFs with pesky runts clinging to their skirts.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Intro: Them young playas be thinking it's easy handlin' a coupla teen gals. Bah humbug! I tells ya just wait 'til they get older an' have to juggle them divorced MILFs with pesky runts clinging to their skirts.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Took Liz to the mall and bought her son a ton of snacks
Knew that I could stay, and sat him down when we got back
Told him that there would be more, if he would cut me slack
-You sit here tight now son!
-While I go bang your mom!
When with Donna I prayed that her girl would just vamoose
Knew that wouldn't happen, but I flexed my skull tattoos
Told her I'd been locked away for rawhide overuse
-Just sit here and be calm!
-I'm gonna bang your mom!
When with Nell her tweens are always busy like the bees
They have TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram and fast 5G
Once I made a faux pas and I asked if I could see
They told me with aplomb!
-Shut up! Go bang our mom!
Knew that I could stay, and sat him down when we got back
Told him that there would be more, if he would cut me slack
-You sit here tight now son!
-While I go bang your mom!
When with Donna I prayed that her girl would just vamoose
Knew that wouldn't happen, but I flexed my skull tattoos
Told her I'd been locked away for rawhide overuse
-Just sit here and be calm!
-I'm gonna bang your mom!
When with Nell her tweens are always busy like the bees
They have TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram and fast 5G
Once I made a faux pas and I asked if I could see
They told me with aplomb!
-Shut up! Go bang our mom!
© Peter Andersson.
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Not bad, but you really should have picked something catchier and more well known to parody as he did. (As the Honest Trailers parody of "Under The Sea" put it, "It's so catchy! It's so catchy! There's no escaping, this song's amazing, and so catchy! You'll never get it out your head! You'll sing the words until you are dead! Even while you sleep, it plays on repeat! It's so catchy!")
A few suggestions: "Catchy Song" from the second Lego Movie, "Let It Go" from Frozen, "Barbie Girl" by Aqua, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Effiel65, "Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba, "Mambo #5" By Lou Bega, "Macarena" by Los Del Rio, "Who Let The Dogs Out?" by the Baha Men, "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, or "Happy" by Pharrell Williams.
A few suggestions: "Catchy Song" from the second Lego Movie, "Let It Go" from Frozen, "Barbie Girl" by Aqua, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Effiel65, "Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba, "Mambo #5" By Lou Bega, "Macarena" by Los Del Rio, "Who Let The Dogs Out?" by the Baha Men, "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, or "Happy" by Pharrell Williams.
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