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Song Parodies -> "Warrior, but on a LAN"

Original Song Title:

"Warriors of Ghengis Khan"

Original Performer:

Street Legal

Parody Song Title:

"Warrior, but on a LAN"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The original song was first made in the 80s by Bad News, a second class Spinal Tap with some of the wackiest comedians in Britain. Never meant to be taken serious it would be more than twenty years and take a bunch of Norwegian metal warriors to come up with the equally wacky idea of making a power metal cover version of it, but to the world's surprise that new version kicks ass so much the band should conquer the world!

Street Legal's smoking version can't be found on YouTube yet but you can find parts of the original by Bad News together with clips from the show.
I am a warrior
But not alluring, I'm not alluring

Booting, gaming, online shooting
I'm eating, sleeping and computing
Lurking, routing, fragging, w00ting
My bedtime's long gone but I'm hooting

All this I do, baby
At AM two

I'm a warrior
I'm a warrior, but on a LAN
Cos I'm a warrior, I am a warrior
I'm a warrior, a warrior without a tan
Pale's what I am

Avoided by the ladies even near a pond
I tried to pay a wizard for a centrefold wand
Useless, useless, useless, useless
Us wee-oh-wee bud studs are not in demand

I can't get screwed
Even at Zoo

I'm a warrior, warrior, hot as your gran
I am whiter, than Ku Klux Klan
I'm a warrior, warrior, warrior, warrior
The nights just tick away

I'm a warrior, I live on spam
If life's Godzilla, I am Japan

I'm a warrior, my B.O'd make you gray
I'm a warrior, I've sat here seven days
I've grown a weird bouquet
But I'm a warrior, warrior
Not a worrier
Yes I am a warrior
© Peter Andersson.

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DKTOS - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
For those who DKTOS (Don't Know The Original Song) it's temporarily available at
Katie Harwood - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like it when you guys lampoon at the gaming/leet culture... 555

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