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Song Parodies -> "Undead Man"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Undead Man"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

ZZ is for Zombies?
White skin, blue nose
And I don't shower so my odour's gross
Slit throat, foamed bile
I just lost a moldy eye-ay-ay
You're all screaming just as loud as you can
Cos everyone's frightened by this undead man!

Old rash, dead man's hand
Could use grooming, for a thousand grand
My IQ's, gone an'
When I'm in fights I cannot count to ten
You're all running for a shotgun to hand
Cos everyone's frightened by this undead man!

Gangrene, eyes red
I don't give a damn, my body's dead
Fast raids, blood bath
Razor teeth, tricks for a laugh
We're such actors on the bourgeoiscene
Come everyone, play along on Halloween!
Peter Andersson

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 25

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Stuart McArthur - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
From the first line I thought this was about Michael Jackson - ABC "U" have anything to do with the title? - great work - 555
Johnny D - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Halloween parody, Peter.
John Barry - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for the gangrene/bourgeoiscene/Halloween rhyme.
Phil Alexander - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I kind of guessed this was coming... must have been something you said :-) Nice one, k1chyd
Ashkicksass - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart: No ABC, for this Zomb-ii, but I was actually considering a Michael Jackson / "Thriller" punchline at the end before I came up with the Hallowen joke. I could even have kept the "White glove" part from the original. You're on to me! ;-)

Johnny: Glad you liked it, I'm getting in the spirit here.

John: I think "bourgeoiscene" is only the second word I have ever invented/created in English. Google gives zero hits for it so I'm taking the credit! :-) Glad you liked it. ("Georgelucasy" was the first, in another forum, to describe really crappy movie dialogue between two people in love).

Phil: I kind of guessed you were gonna say that! :-P

AKA: Thank you! There's one more ZZ-Zombie parody up today if you're interested; "We need brains, all right" to the tune of "I need you tonight".
Adagio - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Scary Halloween.
alvin rhodes - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
this rocks...damn, i love halloween season
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Alvin: Thanx for commenting.
Floyd the Vampire - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Veddy sceddy indeed.
Peregrin - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ghouled one!
Can you hear me scream? - October 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe some viagra will bring him back to life. Thanks for your comments and vote. 5's for you.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Floyd, Peregrin: Thanx for commenting.

Lionel(?): Viagra can only revitalize, not resurrect, if it could I wouldn't have had to issue this health warning:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional564.shtml
The Thought Police - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect 5's And l don't think the undead guys is worried bout his health .( just his sex un-life!)
Melhi - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Am I digging this? Of corpse I am!
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
TTP: Thanx.

Melhi: LOL at that comment!
Adagio - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Already voted...good one!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Viagra actually could help in a reserection! Nice parody.
Ash - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM-dktos so i can't really comment but i guess tis good if u got such good ratings right?
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS but the read was spooktacular.
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Missed this first time round...very good. 555
Jeff Reuben - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad...just coming back to this one.
Rick D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Doesn't just the appearance of ZZ Top suggest Halloween?
Agrimorfee - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Scary
Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm still diggin' it!
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Eye-ay-ay dug it too
Arwen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--I missed this one the first time around, K1...nice work!
John Jenkins - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody - very good last two lines.
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) We're such actors on the bourgeoiscene - nice one, K1!!
martha - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
it's funny how MJs - because of the Thriller video - has seeped into the collective unconscious as being an archetypical halloween image ....... nice one K1chyd... as the others daid great last 2 lines
Johnny D - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Peregrin - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Great work, Peter. I regret to announce you just missed my top three, but I enjoyed this!
Dee Range - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM...5's...good Halloween parody
Spaff.com - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This would make a sweet video. I like the first verse particularlye-ay-ay.
2nz - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, which sucks cause this looks like it makes good use of the original. Still enjoyed it K1chyd (Killed 1s can hunt you dead)
Meriadoc - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but it works quite well if you sing it to the tune of "Addicted to Love" (well, sort of) ;-)
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - This ZZ's my top...5's...excellent work. ~ ~ ~
Jeff Reuben - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good...see above!
Red Ant - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Scares me......on this song
Fived thee....all the way!!!

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