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Song Parodies -> "That's The Way He Wants The Force To Roll"

Original Song Title:

"That's The Way I Wanna Rock And Roll"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"That's The Way He Wants The Force To Roll"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Hollywood sagas of heroism have plot holes the size of planets. Thank Gawd! How else would we find that extra force to make parody of them. As for Star Wars I can't stop wondering why, for ten years, no-one on the Jedi Council thought of taking the just a few days long trip back to Tatooine to BUY Anakin's mother Shmi Skywalker out of slavery. It wasn't as if Watto was loaded with moolah and would have been able to resist a generous offer (or the threat of a light saber colonoscopy). No, instead they left a kid they knew from day one was a few gyros short of a restored balance to his own Midiclorians, a fumbling mentor trained by the only Jedi in a thousand years to lose a man-to-man combat with a Sith, and what they regarded as a suitable upbringing just within spitting distance from the best and worst among the warmonging pros and cons in the Galaxy Senate! No wonder Anakin ended up as a Dark Side Gangbanger doing Death Star Drive-Bys.
Jawa's had a mishap down on Tatooine
Drinking with a Rancor, then they were obscene
'dopt the kid to human mother, Shmi, away!
Gory little Ani gonna shock the stars one day!

He's gonna maul, maul, maul
He's gonna maul, maul, maul
He's gonna be Darth Gown, push things around
He's gonna maul, maul, maul

Then there's this slow hand greeny patched with crazy glue
Brawling with the council; "kid's a tad askew"
Obi, Master Yoda, Boba Fatt, one day
They're gonna get up close an' be appalled by Vader's choke survey

He's gonna maul, maul, maul
He's gonna maul, maul, maul
He oughta take that clown, Jar-Jar an' drown
He's gonna maul, maul, maul

He's gonna screw up C3PO
Shut down the Jedi-o
Tell Boss Nass he's a ho
Urn up each troop patro'

That's the way he wants the force to roll
That's the way he wants the force to roll

(Repeat chorus until you choke)

(Repeat bridge)

(Repeat chorus some more)
© Peter "How to save a too short, silly little ditty with the intro" Andersson

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