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Song Parodies -> "She Loves Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"She Loves You"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"She Loves Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Normally her wish is my command and I just toe the line quickly but for this one I first had to beetle over and double check the Amiright archives shoebox more than a pair of times, no footprints whatsoever, it was like a jackboot kicking the heels and stomping the mind of my muse, we had to run with it - this title switch has never been done before!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
She loves shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't say the cost's too rad
Cos she'll push you out the way
For shoes she's raving mad
And she's like a bird of pray

She really loves shoes
And you better pay up lad
Yes, she loves shoes
You're her high heel sugar dad

She just won't take a no
With stilettos on her mind
For pumps she's good to go
A mortgage more's a find

She really loves shoes
And her feet are always clad
Yes, she loves shoes
And she has a lacing grad

She loves shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah
And long as she's like that
Your wallet's bleeding bad

You know you'll lose more dough
At every single fair
Cos everywhere you'll go
They'll pitch a pair to her

She really loves shoes
She's on every single fad
Yes, she loves shoes
And she drools at ballet ads

She loves shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah

But buy her Birkenstocks
You gonna see her sad

Or buy her plastic flops
You gonna see her mad

And buy her wooden clogs
You gonna lose your nads

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
© Peter Andersson.

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Glen S - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
HA, another great Beatles title sub today. Great work Peter. Lots of fun and funny rhymes in here. Reminded me of that old youtube where the guy dresses in drag and sings a song about shoes. 'O-MY-GOD-SHOES' was the name I think.
Rebekah Dub - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Shoes + the Beatles = Parody awesomeness! Thoroughly enjoyed this, Peter. =)

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