-> "See The Pandas Won't F*ck"
Original Song Title:
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"See The Pandas Won't F*ck"
The Lyrics
Well, I say it's money wasting
'Cos the panda populace don't swing
I think it's more than all this darn migration
'Cos they all were born to oversleep
And they hardly care to even eat
I think it's more than deracination
See the pandas won't f*ck
No the pandas, the pandas won't f*ck
And I say f*ckthem-f*ckthem!
And if some local boar nails one
They start to airlift him around
They say "You're so damn endangered boy, go on boy!"
At an early age he's used as meat
Hooked up blind and indiscrete
He'll need Sigmund Frued (and steroids – oow!)
See the pandas won't f*ck
No the pandas, the pandas won't f*ck
And I say f*ckthem-f*ckthem!
Have you seen a single one laid?
And if a local sow's to blink once
They start to airlift her around
They say "You're so damn endangered girl, go on girl!"
From an early age she's quite sedate'
Bamboonked blind to procreate
She'll need a Doctor Phil (but she won't need the pill)
See the pandas won't f*ck
No the pandas, the pandas won't f*ck
And I say f*ckthem-f*ckthem!
f*ckthem-f*ckthem!
f*ckthem-f*ckthem!
f*ckthem-f*ckthem!
f*ckthem-f*ckthem!
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