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Song Parodies -> "You Owe Hu Jintao"

Original Song Title:

"You Should Know By Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ratt

Parody Song Title:

"You Owe Hu Jintao"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Almost every country in the world are by now in debt to China and its president Hu Jintao, some more than others, so here's a song for the poor citizens of those countries (and Hu knows who you are).

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M9e9RLYOmk
You're bleeding outta your wallet
You're bitchin' to your wife
You'll be in debt forever
You've passed the time of prime

You owe Hu by now
You owe Hu Jintao
You owe Hu - and how!
You owe Hu Jintao

Hu has your old finances
Null is your market price
Hu has the balls of the treasury
While your house roaches cry

You owe Hu by now
You owe Hu Jintao
You owe Hu - and how!
You owe Hu Jintao

When you make the teller blue (you're screwed)
Hu has the means to pay (pray)
Soon you know Hu'll come for you
Then you'll need Hell to pay (Hu to go 'way)

You owe Hu by now
You owe Hu Jintao
You owe Hu - and how!
You owe Hu Jintao

You owe Hu by now
You owe Hu Jintao
You owe Hu - and how!
You owe Hu Jintao

You owe Hu by now
You owe Hu Jintao
You owe Hu - and how!
You owe Hu Jintao
© Peter Andersson. (Not that IOU an explanation but there are no rhymes in the original song except for line two and four in the third verse, considering the theme of my parody here I simply felt indebted to pay homage).

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Old Man Ribber - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Peter - Nice. I've addressed this subject a few times and couldn't agree more. Unfortinately I also don't know to link. (If interested, the titles are China Bound and Hu's Got The Last Laugh Now). ;D

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